Corky Kneivel

Bari Weiss furiously scribbling down possible sign-offs:

"Okay let's news it up!"
"News ahoy!"
"Now go do...that new News...that YOU DOOOO!"

He was too busy yelling "You don't even have 100 yards!" to do anything

John Ritter ass Touchdown

a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag ALT: a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag

Trevor Lawrence on that game winning TD run

He. Fell. TWICE.

I'll take some of the Jell-O 123 that's in the fridge

Ohhhhh I get it now. "Redwood" because the Chiefs wear red uniforms.

Jesus that woman is both 14 and 38 at the same time.

A detective series called "Sevenspeed & Brown Hat"

We have a place in Sacramento called "Old Sac" that is entirely deserving of ridicule...AND HOWMEVER...only we get to do that. Get your own Wild West Neighborhood under a freeway if you can do better.

One like for cute kitty pics on a Monday?

Tell me I'm shadowbanned without telling me I'm shadowbanned.

Things kinda suck right now.
Cats are still cute though.

I'm enjoying it but I call bs on tonight's episode of TASK.

That ending was S6 Game Of Thrones levels of "travelling long distances while seemingly no time transpires"

Good. Glad the Bills lost. All white uniforms, with the exception of the Colts, are TRAAAAASH.

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Also got the Marc Sessler (Heed the Call) kiss of death this week. We were doomed from the start.

don't have a good feeling about Hall based on how quickly they ruled him "out" on the broadcast

these Bills uniforms aren't shit.

Not sure who I blame this Seahawks loss on more:

Brandon Perna's curse wheel
-or-
Marc Sessler becoming a big fan of the team

Agreed on Kubiak. How does today reflect on Durde?

Hahahhaha

And shut that screen door!

JSN = JaSceNding

I am irrationally furious Kubiak isn't in throwback gear.

JINX IS IN.

Milroe is...not a thing. Stop trying.

Wouldn't even have been good from 20

Literally every time I look up the Colts are in the red zone?!

Ameer Abdullah scoring on you in the year 2025...yeah you're done.

The boy is pure unadulterated Rio Linda.

Rio Linda is like Fresno without the sophistication and culture.

Love a guy who apparently has zero power to affect change but infinite power to cling to his office. Human barnacle.

Greatest description of Chuck Schumer I've ever read

I only know Seinfeld references because people act like they're universally understood.

Coworker: "It's like that one episode where Kramer & George started a fish hatchery. Egg-static! And Jerry dated a one-legged Rockette."
Me: ....