existential dread becomes her

The scariest part of today is when a teenaged barista complimented my "shawl," and I realized I was in fact wearing "a shawl," like a grandmotherly beggar shivering on a foggy London street corner circa 1832

Rooting for my duck to be trans so I can get some peace and quiet

Her quack, however, is still loud as hell (a distinctly hen trait). I've read that females which reverse to male often get a raspier drake voice, but idk if that ALWAYS happens. She has always been the flock's spokesduck so it'd honestly be nice if her demands for treats weren't so dang loud.

A perfect domestic duck standing amongst spring greenery. She is gray and white with mottled orange feet.

Just trying to figure out if my gal Daphne is becoming my guy Daffy. She(?) has probably stopped laying eggs and has recently developed a drake curl on her tail (since this photo was taken in spring). My poor drake doesn't even have a curl right now!

Screenshot of a post saying "No way I have a person being transphobic to my DUCK on my thread." The thread was about a female duck seemingly changing its sex.

Having an incredible time reading contentious years-old backyard chickens dot com threads

Didn't know this was niche. It was a common lesson in my evangelical childhood that not taking the cart back was failing at being an ambassador for Christ and saving souls from damnation. The Church must be so known for returning carts that heathens ask, "What could be the Source of such Goodness?"

Or in here

Convince your neighbors you own a pet owl by yelling "has anyone seen my pet owl" through their letterbox at 4am

This administration is really making up a guy to be mad at

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

Ever looked at a newborn babe and thought, Hey he looks like a formerly dead guy?

This is such an impressive level of New Testament audacity. In all my years in fundieland, never met a family bold enough to name their infant literally Lazarus. I can only assume - and fear - they are faith healers.

Sometimes you can't tell if a couple is Crunchy (Possibly Radical) Montessori Portlanders or Christian (Possibly Mormon) Pioneer Cosplay Trads until they call to their child named Lazarus.

The 82nd Airborne has faced a lot but has it ever faced combined arms? And by combined arms I mean tattoo sleeves AND ironic beards

Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.

The messages show high-level officials in the Trump administration discussing the possible deployment of the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division, an infantry force that has dropped into combat zones in both World Wars, Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Honestly my question for three seasons wasn't Which Brother Will She End Up With so much as Who Is Cleaning This Enormous Vacation House

The Summer I Turned Pretty is the best jeep commercial I've ever seen

im getting really tired of everything being bad bc like 12 ppl can't fill the hole in their hearts despite being billionaires

Is he levitating a spatula

Teenage Bounty Hunters. Silly name, clever show, RIP

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

I believe it. It seemed like for a brief period, evangelicalism was taken back by the purity movement backlash and sort of ...rebranded the same messages with less abrasive language. But that was a decade or more ago, and yeah the vicious anti-trans campaign has taken center stage since then.

I'm too anxious a person to have ever thought It Can't Happen To Me, but I'm more shocked than ever this happens at all to anyone.

I want to be wise and calm and strong for my husband because he has cancer and I am well, but really I'm just scared and sad and one second from screaming. It's unfair and it's impossible and it's just one small tragedy among a thousand massive crises.

It's truly 4chan for christians. Did the publishers think this was...edgy? Irreverent? Bold? Cool? I almost suspect it wouldn't be published today, or the descriptions would be softened, but I also don't read purity books anymore so who knows.

Wow, memory unlocked. That page was really saying the quiet part loud, huh? It really sounds unbelievable describing it now from the outside.

Am I experiencing burn out? Or is this just when I would have died naturally if not for science?

Screencap of a comment saying "I loved her truly but she was the original Debbie Downer"

The top comment on a video of young Joan Baez performing a folk ballad. The song is 400 years old. Not sure we can blame the lass for inventing tragedy

we need to bring back metrosexuals. they were evidently a load-bearing pillar of american manhood