👻Spook of URL😱

apparently not only was locozuna an enemy in the gex video game, it is now also the uk version of craigslist or offerup or something. whatever, we’re still doing this

ok, how about a batman villain named Locozuna, he’s like the joker but he’s a fat mexican wrestler & they beef at first but end up teaching each other the true value of friendship

It’s nice knowing that I could open a movie as well as Jared Leto

Swaddling my baby in a straitjacket

yeah i'm tron
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto

errbody in the club playin frisbee wait this is a dog park

true man of the people

if ai can’t make two gay robots kiss, then I DON’T WANT IT!

Awolnation looked at imagine dragons and inexplicably said "hey we can do that"

whose face?? *your* face

kathy najimy in a bottle

thank u for tedding to my cum talk

Two lizards. One has an air horn the other has lost its tail. Air horn lizard is laughing. Caption reads "you know what doesn't grow back, Susan? Trust."

only watching the supermoon for the commercials

The baby took my phone away yesterday but the baby is letting me post today

bsky.app/profile/over...

quitting the vape by replacing it with a 9 volt battery

Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)

bsky.app/profile/dook...

"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.

Leen McBeans: There is no 'love' in marriage but there an i and 'rage'. Coincidence? Theciscokidder: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.

tl magic

There is no ‘love’ in marriage but there an i and ‘rage’. Coincidence?

You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.

wat?

Buried in Altman's post is the real story: "People are generating much more than we expected per user," using massive compute resources on content that's often being generated for very small audiences (it is, after all, a social media app). OpenAl will "have to somehow make money for video generation," Altman wrote. Translation: Sora is burning through compute costs with no offsetting revenue. Altman floated a potential solution: "We are going to try sharing some of this revenue with rightsholders who want their characters generated by users." The idea-perhaps similar to You Tube's ad-monetization program for videos that include copyrighted material -would give studios a financial incentive to opt in. "The exact model will take some trial and error to figure out," Altman acknowledged, "but we plan to start very soon."

i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along

this monday we're going to the office workabilly style

it took a lot of hard work and dedication to completely ruin my life

omg

"yabba-dooba-dab!"
— fred flintstoned

I have a feeling this intervention was rigged against me