Peas taste better right off the pod but I do love a bit of aunt Bessie's

Mine has the mega-lambie too!

Me every day....though I don't in fact go back to bed, I have to go do stuff, wish I was a bear

Panda zoomies!

No rights were ever given to us by the grace of God
No rights were ever given by some United Nations clause
No rights were ever given by some nice guy at the top
Our rights they were bought by all the blood
And all the tears of all our
Grandmothers, grandfathers before

NMA - My Country

I like that the sign is pointing to the bins

Poverty isn't real? Well bugger me, I feel like an idiot now! I'm off to have a chat with my bank manger and possibly join the local country club

I mentioned in passing that I haven't had a creme egg yet this year and today I came home from work to 25 creme eggs - he's a keeper!

My dog is not gonna be happy but I gotta be me 😸

Am...am I a cat?!

As a member of the white working class who has hated this runt for decades, I have to admit, you have a point. Unfortunately there are many who don't have a problem with him being a racist con man

Undoubtedly!

He's a weasely toad and about as far from powerful as one grown man can be, lashing out at the whole world because he hates himself and it's all our fault

I hate this waste of oxygen so much its not so much an emotion as a physical reaction and I'm very tired of "might is right"

The dog's one thought- "must not break tiny human"

We've all been there

So, in a way, we are all Banksy? (minus the talent, in my case)

"They are almost trained" - leave it right there - accidental truth

Inadequate men desperately want to return to the days of women as chattel
They can all fuck all the way off

Be interesting to cross reference with quality of life rankings

It's not like poison dart frog are even indigenous to Russia. Putin's like if a cartoon villain was real life and evil

Language evolves, I have no problem with that. EXCEPT for the seemingly ubiquitous use of "entitled" to mean "self-entitled" which irks me way more than is rational. Its the opposite and my brain no likey!

Meanwhile Luton breaths a sigh of relief and feels safer when he's not there

Putin's playbook

a rabbit from the secret life of pets is angry and says `` i 'm sorry ... what ? '' ALT: a rabbit from the secret life of pets is angry and says `` i 'm sorry ... what ? ''

My face rn

Words I've lived by for decades

Had a voice mail from a pleasant sounding South African guy wanting me to call back about doing an article on "the business" No idea which business but it sounded important so if the message was meant for you, please call the guy back. Sorry, didn't catch his name or the return number he gave

That seems disgustingly about right. Probably has a collection of other people's skin too. Wouldn't be surprised if he wears them when nobody is around