Not one article about "have you just tried not being obnoxious"

I live in the desert and yet have TWO tropical storms headed at me simultaneously! I feel like someone here must have really pissed off the ancient gods or some shit. Sod all rain for the last year then all the rain at once this weekend, should be fun!

Purple millet making their presence felt today

You are absolutely correct, but he induces a visceral reaction that i find hard to fight

Hate is strong word but it doesn't come close to describing how I feel about this evil little waste of oxygen

I thought they were already boycotting the NFL, did not get the memo about the boycott end, when did that happen?
Happy to reassure him though that the "whole world" is, in fact, not watching

Everything is shit but these Icelandic poppies burst forth with a display of beauty today, so there's that

Someone get that woman a sandwich, she's clearly starving to death!...and a pair of trousers that reach her ankles, she needs that too...oh and a prison cell to live in for he rest of her life

So fucking tired of enduring a reality TV regime where nothing matters to those running the shitshow except optics and sound bites (and extortion, bribery and financial malfeasance as side hussles)

They're not called the filth for nothing

First it was preventable communicable disease, now black lung, what are they bringing back next? Scurvy? Rickets?

a polar bear cub is laying down on a glass table ALT: a polar bear cub is laying down on a glass table

Milton's a Polar bear

It seems like that odious little cunt Miller is spending more and more time in front of the camera. I preferred it when he stuck to the shadows, I know he's there nazi-ing around, I don't need to see or hear the wanker

Who tf is writing the script on this season of "the fall of civilization" because they need to work on character names, that's ridiculous, totally unbelievable, coinky-dinks like that don't happen in the real world... do they?!

It seems like he's practiced various ways of arranging the left hand so it absolutely will not look like he's holding a cock and landed on the most awkward way possible which totally makes it look like he's trying to look like he's not holding a cock

So... Bobcat?

I'm inclined to agree and more than happy to try a little manifesting

After weeks of stressing the fuck out on account of my job going bye-bye, I have a new job! Yay! And I'm actually looking forward to it! Back to working in a plant nursery, taking care of plants instead of dogs again. Oh plus more money and less hours, which is very welcome

Aside from the illegality of what they're doing, wearing a mask and dressing for battle gives them tingles in the trousers and makes them forget their feelings of inadequacy for just a little while

Thanks for the earworm 🙄

"Come friendly bombs and fall on (slightly to the south of) slough"

From what is saw of the London nonsense, it looks like mostly the same blokes who were marching with the national front and fighting in the terraces reliving their youth. Sad fuckers haven't moved on or grown up in 4 or 5 decades. Muppets then, Muppets now

This country has a very big problem with angry white boys

Or a la Bowie's "Changes", which is how I read it

Quite the dramatic sunset this evening!

Wildlife Wednesday on a Tuesday

Underhat-manbun?

Just a theory but maybe they won't release any news until after the markets open on Tuesday so they can get all their insider trading done in advance. Until Tuesday morning he's most definitely the healthiest human ever and will live forever (but you can't see him, he's doing secret stuff)

There's at least a couple snipers close by, they could probably manage it

This is what I'm hoping! Dead is good, a great result for the whole world, but intense suffering on the way out is so much better