haylayer

life feels like this rn

Double.

Btw, fuck John Fetterman

I’m convinced. Mandatory daily prostate exams for all presidents until at least 2028.

getting frustrated with my Pictionary partner bc im furiously drawing a skull and he won't say "3"

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist

Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist
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🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up

Per @steverattner.bsky.social:

“Perhaps Trump’s favorite lie is that the US spent $350B on Ukraine funding while Europe spent $100B. It’s just made up.”

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

I mean, it’s not great that only 5 of 9 Supreme Court justices believe in the Constitution, but a win is a win.

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Posted by @cturnbull1968.bsky.social on another platform:

"Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality."

BREAKING: irony dead.

“The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.”

Uh....

Love it.

This.

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string

Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string

Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string

Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them

Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN

Mazel Tov, Jill Stein voters. 🥂

at least it's friday

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

Trump’s approval rating dips after rush of executive orders, poll finds Poll shows disapproval of immigration policies and Gulf of Mexico renaming

Net -9 approval from week one to week two. Even some people who are barely paying attention already hate this shit.

Happy 3rd anniversary to the cherry tomato that rolled under my refrigerator.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

crime