Dee Overtoun (commissions open!)

sorry babe but you said it yourself: white boys love to freestyle

for context this was all being recited outloud while driving. she was asking me to stop every time i paused to consider my next step (and to look up the disruption levels. i forgor!!!) but i persisted.

"get down get down get down get down, get down toNIGHT baybeh!" blaring over my phone speaker while i shuffle about my room, flip-flops slapping the whole time.

all the while, i am still doing my silly little dance

anomaly is reported as "getting down" "clumsy style". Disco Inferno strike team is unable to explain what that means due to near-total fire team subsumement into the schovement event. area of affect spreading. attempts to shut down music streaming services thus far unsuccessful.

[REDACTED] shows an especial disdain for "pigs" and "the deep state," has many dogs, is armed and considered moderately hostile. re-appraisal of approach strategy in light of new schmovement data highly suggested. at time of addendum, schmovement was spreading rapidly.

the anomaly's mother, [REDACTED], is being sought for insight into the anomaly's history and potential containment methods, but the investigation has thus been slowed by [REDACTED]'s remote location and unsociability.

it was believed the anomaly was unable to move from the groovement state to initiation of the schmovement state with so little time between state changes. current theory is that I got a excited because I heard a song my mom used to play on our home entertainment system.

movement to upgrade me to a Keneq-level disruption and Warning-level threat is pending O5 approval.

it is predicted that without containment the schmovement event will continue until i get a little thirsty and tottle off for a drink, or until an area of 10km² is affected and containment without mass amnestics is no longer feasible.

distantly through the static you hear 'burn baby burn' and the scuffling of my little feet on the ground. there is no response from team lead. all contact has been lost. cctv footage shows the schmovement event well under way and beginning to spread from the initial groovement area between victims.

"lead that should be impossible, target just started groovement a few minutes ago, schmovement should--" "fuck the shoulds! she's schmooving! permission to use lethal force!" "NEGATIVE, Disco Inferno, lethal force is NOT--" "OH GOD, THE SCHMOVEMENT IS SPREADING"

"command this is task force zeta-double-six, Disco Inferno, fire team lead, reporting. the groovement event is ongoing. target shows no signs of stopping." "copy, team lead. let's try to get this mopped up before it initiates another schmovement event." "roge--hang on--command, she's schmooving!"

i know i just got done composing a romantic poem for my wife but that time is over. now i torment her by narrating an SCP article about me doing a silly little dance

“people are perverts for narrative context” no truer words. conversely, I’m also addicted to creating narrative context, even (especially) for porn

hope my inability to do single image prompts is really doing it for you all

(traditionally one should write a poem during a moon viewing, but as said, i'm not a poet. still, I tried)

i wish i was a poet so I could make a poem about watching the moon with my wife, but i can't write something that matches her, with moonlight on her face and firelight alongside her, or how she's veiled in smoke like the moon is in clouds, so instead I'll help her put the fire out and go to bed.

i'm saying all of this like Anansi's Goatman isn't, again, my favorite creepypasta and like it didn't scare the dog Jesus out of me the first time i read it lmao

wait that's rad actually

a bunch of poachers do show up but get eaten by goatman

Caitlyn's uncle owns the place but forgot to tell his methed out stepson he had kids over so this guy goes out to investigate "poachers" and shoots a high school sophomore who was shining a spotlight trying to find goatman

goatman is still there but nobody gives a fuck because Chett and Jethro are both in critical condition after getting chased into a barbed wire fence and stomped by an aggressive range cow they didnt know was being grazed on the property

story that starts as a creepypasta but suddenly veers into an intense psychological thriller about trying to get help after someone gets bit by a cottonmouth while skinnydipping in a stock tank

in a cabin!!! in the woods!!! with a bunch of other teens!!! my brother in rural isolation you're lucky all that happened was getting tormented by a demon that sounds like a recipe for disaster if you KNOW the people you're hanging out with!!!

you probably weren't reading that one in particular but. you know. it did happen there and it is my favorite, so

if Anansi's Goatman happened to me it wouldn't have because i'd never hang out in an isolated place with people i only kind of know are you fucking kidding me???? Goatman The Least Of Your Fucking Worries My Dudes

they were messin with my MIL for not eating more than the first course of neverending deals and i said "don't worry mama you're with a Gen-You-Wine fat bitch and i didn't take no adderall today" and now i'm not allowed to talk anymore )=

!!! I HADN'T EVEN CONSIDERED... i am her knight and my mace is (blood-splattered) justice...

Are you a writer who wants to get into making digital games and interactive fiction? Good news! I have an upcoming workshop on that:

but first. gotta become Elden Lord or whatever. not super committed to that because mostly i like upgrading my weapons and hitting things with them