cephalopods

And they say that there’s no positive news anymore

You guys are running out of time.

You didn’t cave. You just accepted your fate.

Rough year 😢

Legit though. You boys would be happier for it and so would we.

Musk in a nutshell

Don’t worry guys, capital investment and production is up so there’ll be more things you can’t afford 😊

You’d be a pretty cool adult if you still had it, too.

I can’t believe you just made me nostalgic for 20fucking21

Id like to fill the role of conspiracy theorist in this analogy as soon as I figure out what that looks like. Please hold 🙏

But like also… that sounds so boring.

Some people are just jealous of us intellectuals.

Are you kidding me!? M8 continues to be one of the best investments I’ve ever made. I’ll be buying a second.

Looking forward to learning, once again, that it was never about “states’ rights”

“Boop” is just the best choice for debugging. It means everything and nothing. The perfect console log 🤌

Wait… how did you get a hold of my code?

I don’t understand. The alternative literally enriches a nazi. How is this hard?

But for real I feel like most of this is just GPT reply bots with the prompt: “find something to be offended about and write a reply”

This offends me.

Level Earthers unite!

If Captain Planet were still here I don’t think he’d be very happy with us.

A rat with clown shoes diving for the volleyball… obviously.

The forbidden peel 🥰

THE Record Label!?

First they came for our gas stoves, now we can’t even anonymously abduct people. This used to be America, man.

Entering my denial phase and assuming this is just an hour of you saying that everything is chill

My adhd has been awful with vibe coding. My adhd manifests in laziness when it comes to reviewing and onboarding myself on to other peoples (or a llm) mental model. After about an hour of vibing I realise that my code is twisted in knots and I can’t be bothered reviewing the code to fix it

You’re not sorry and you know it

Believing in Jesus would be pretty dope though.

Shout out to my loyal following of bot accounts. Y’all the reason I do this