Ryan Gray

Double screen season is well and truly BACK!

So nice to have Rick's commentary every day from now until late October (hopefully) - he's going to be irreplaceable

That's insanely warm - I went there for the lantern festival at Pingyao and it was -15! But then you get to drink the boiled coke and ginger, which is all part of the fun.

Good to see Dara finally getting his chance as 'avuncular Irish sidekick'.

"are we still going to my birthday party?"

Have a couple of violet-capped hummingbirds

Textbook "quick do something positive so they stop talking about how much of a racist I am" tactic from Sir Jim here.

"People are only racist because Vini FORCES them to be racist" is one hell of a take from old man Jose.

Less Than Jake's All My Best Friends are Metalheads has the greatest Eddie Howe/anyhow imo.

Love a nuthatch! Here's one I spotted back in December.

Just the two penalties, a red card and a massive offside that they've missed in the first half alone...

Definitely something they need to sort out though - not the first time a player has carried on through an injury this season. Dan Burn's broken rib, for example.

Yeah, I was there on Tuesday night, Bruno clearly signaled to the bench about 5 minutes before he was forced off that he needed to be subbed. Don't know why they let him carry on.

That is not how you use an electric toothbrush.

The dominos are starting to fall...

A Spurs relegation would be undeniably funny, but just how funny would it be? I want comparisons, scales, graphs etc to quantify it.

I slept in a public toilet in Berwick. Why? Read about it here in the Irish Mail 🚽🇮🇪🗞️

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Last week, I was listening to the episode of Budpod where you talked about how your name just appears everywhere. About five minutes later I walked past the Glen Mhor hotel in Inverness.

Surely there's nothing in the whole of sports tackier than American championship rings? Really embarrassing stuff.

Not sure if they're showing it on telly or not but Willock is absolutely bollocking Wissa any chance he gets - and I'm not surprised, he's been absolutely hopeless #NUFC

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Anyone else's parents just sit and watch SD telly like they're still in 2002? I don't even know how they manage to make it happen? Isn't everything just HD now?

#NUFC finishing in this match

Nah, he was pretty poor when he came back last season tbh, much as we love him.

I love a beauty place that sounds like it's bragging about how hard its owner is.

Made them way too late. Again.

Imagine being such a fucking loser that a secret paedophile island full of the world's biggest cunts would rather wind down its operation than let you come to their parties.

It was a three kingfisher morning in Walthamstow today 🐦🐦🐦