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@birdman04.bsky.social

20, Autistic, Bisexual. Tourneykid finally deciding to show up to the bluesky party.

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Garfield was a human guy name before it was the name of the cartoon cat, we even had a whole-ass president named garfield

11.10.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELTEN AT CHECK OUT ON THERE DAY OFF AND THEY WASTED TIME IN FLORESCENT LIGHT HELL BECAUSE THE GROCEY STORE IS SET UP TO CONFUSE YOU AND MAKE IT HARD TO FIND YOU'RE SHIT, AND THATS WHY THEY MOVE SHIT ALL DA TIME, TO TRICK YOU INTO BUYING EXTRA SHIT, AND TAHTS WHY THE FRUIT AND EGGS ARE ON OPOSITE SIDES SO THEY TRICK YOU INTO BUYING RICE OF RONI AND MAC OF CHEESE IN THE MIDDLE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN HAVING TO SCAN YOUR OWN CROCIES SO THE CORPORATION WHO OWNS EVERY FUCKING GROCERY STORE CAN SAVE ON LABOR IS WHEN THE SELF CHECKOUT IS CLOSED " - ALSO IM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT CORPOS LOVE TO MAKE YA DO THERE LABOR FOR THEM, THATS HOW THEY SAVE ON WAGES AND WEVE INTERNALIZED IT AS OUR JOB TO HELP THE STORE, WERE ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE FUCKIN STORE, LOOK I WORKED AT THE STORE TO, AND I CAN TELL YA THEY DONT PAY ENOUGH AND THEY TREAT U LIKE YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT THE WHOLE TIME, ANY WAY BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW WORKER BUT GIVE NO RESPECT TO ANY MANAGER OR BOARD MEMBER, IF TREES KNEW THAT HUMANS INVENTED "CEO" AND "STOCK HOLDER" AND "INVESTMENTS" THEY WOULD STOP MAKIN OUR OXYGEN SO PLEASE DONT TELL EM, YOU MUST RESPECT EVERY TREE DEEPLY BUT NEVER LET IT SLIP HOW FUCKED HUMAN BEIGS ARE, OR THERE GONNA LEAVE US HANGIN LIKE IN TOTAL RECALL WHEN THEY SHUT OFF THE AIR, THATS WHY DA BILLIONAIRES WANT TO GO TO MARS BTW SO THEY CAN CHARGE FOR OXYGEN, THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTEN AT CHECK OUT ON THERE DAY OFF AND THEY WASTED TIME IN FLORESCENT LIGHT HELL BECAUSE THE GROCEY STORE IS SET UP TO CONFUSE YOU AND MAKE IT HARD TO FIND YOU'RE SHIT, AND THATS WHY THEY MOVE SHIT ALL DA TIME, TO TRICK YOU INTO BUYING EXTRA SHIT, AND TAHTS WHY THE FRUIT AND EGGS ARE ON OPOSITE SIDES SO THEY TRICK YOU INTO BUYING RICE OF RONI AND MAC OF CHEESE IN THE MIDDLE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN HAVING TO SCAN YOUR OWN CROCIES SO THE CORPORATION WHO OWNS EVERY FUCKING GROCERY STORE CAN SAVE ON LABOR IS WHEN THE SELF CHECKOUT IS CLOSED " - ALSO IM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT CORPOS LOVE TO MAKE YA DO THERE LABOR FOR THEM, THATS HOW THEY SAVE ON WAGES AND WEVE INTERNALIZED IT AS OUR JOB TO HELP THE STORE, WERE ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE FUCKIN STORE, LOOK I WORKED AT THE STORE TO, AND I CAN TELL YA THEY DONT PAY ENOUGH AND THEY TREAT U LIKE YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT THE WHOLE TIME, ANY WAY BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW WORKER BUT GIVE NO RESPECT TO ANY MANAGER OR BOARD MEMBER, IF TREES KNEW THAT HUMANS INVENTED "CEO" AND "STOCK HOLDER" AND "INVESTMENTS" THEY WOULD STOP MAKIN OUR OXYGEN SO PLEASE DONT TELL EM, YOU MUST RESPECT EVERY TREE DEEPLY BUT NEVER LET IT SLIP HOW FUCKED HUMAN BEIGS ARE, OR THERE GONNA LEAVE US HANGIN LIKE IN TOTAL RECALL WHEN THEY SHUT OFF THE AIR, THATS WHY DA BILLIONAIRES WANT TO GO TO MARS BTW SO THEY CAN CHARGE FOR OXYGEN, THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ALL OF LIFE IN 2025 IS "2 CHOICES BOTH ARE BAD" - dashare.zone ADMIN

07.09.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 325    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ahh, I had a feeling bel was from brc or smth like that, but I had no clue about the character. Thanks m8!

26.08.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who are the characters in 25:00 and 4:00?

26.08.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sex needs to be more difficult

21.08.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 637    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
E-rotic - Help me Dr. Dick (original music video)
YouTube video by E-rotic - official E-rotic - Help me Dr. Dick (original music video)

gamescom is kinda like e3 but instead of dr mario they got dr dick

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sO...

21.08.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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he seems into it #mettatenna #deltarune

04.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 743    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This footage is lowkey vomit-enducing

01.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a random picture or else everything goes bad in august!

31.07.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(This is a joke btw, I think you're doing just fine)

07.07.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG

07.07.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peace and love on planet earth

04.07.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Girl of all time
#deltarune

26.06.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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color fun with tenna and lancer

[ #deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3 #tenna #vinesauce #vargskelethor #animation #blender ]

20.06.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1490    ๐Ÿ” 554    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

made me die

18.06.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 251    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
16.06.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1139    ๐Ÿ” 520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I never considered this, that really makes sense ngl
Wacky guy who talks in all caps, has a speech quirk, and is hated by the other darkners? Woulda been a shoe-in for a secret boss, but no, the knight just had to give it to the well-loved urn of badass turtle grandpa. Big mistake on their part!

13.06.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there comes the day in the life of every thin wristed narrow shouldered fag boy with long hair and extreme depression where he must either become a woman or nothing at all

03.06.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Friendly" Reminder: Tis the Reason for the Season
#PrideMonth #TransRights

02.06.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spongebob and Squidward drawn as anime boys with Spongebob jumping onto Squidward from behind and smiling at him while Squidward looks embarrassed and is blushing

Spongebob and Squidward drawn as anime boys with Spongebob jumping onto Squidward from behind and smiling at him while Squidward looks embarrassed and is blushing

Happy pride month everypony ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

02.06.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something collectively broke within all of us online that day. never was it fixed and it only made us worse.

02.06.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 782    ๐Ÿ” 213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Sealife-enjoying enby enjoys sealife-related gender memes? Who woulda thunk it!

02.06.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a random photo or else everything goes wrong in june

01.06.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My psycho queen ๐Ÿฆท
#oc

24.05.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 835    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday

23.05.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DELTARUNE TO-WEEKSFROMNOW

21.05.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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