Adam JP 🏳️‍🌈

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

This is your reminder to watch #TheMuppetShow

Is the National Guard still in DC? Because we could use the roads plowed.

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Ha! 🤣🤣 I’m STILL not going to see anyone perform at the Kennedy Center as long as the asshole’s name is on the building.

The Kennedy Center's lettering with Trump's name redacted

Fixed it

Screenshot of a tweet by Melanie D’Arrigo on X.com that reads: “It’s literally the whole reason why we celebrate Thanksgiving.” Beneath it is a Homeland Security tweet saying: “This Thanksgiving, there is no room at the table for invaders.”

The irony is rich.

anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry

Same energy as the people who fall for serial killers

Christianity really is Judaism's stalker ex.

The image features a meme titled "THE ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST" with a young man in a blue shirt posing with an open arms, shrugging. Surrounding him are various sarcastic captions that satirize the concept of a political centrist who claims neutrality but displays biases. The captions include phrases like "I'm not left or right," "Both sides are equally bad," and "I respect all political viewpoints," followed by “ I stand for absolutely nothing. LMAO” and “I am above all that partisan fighting. Basically, I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principal positions”

#HappyThanksgiving to all of the atheists who look around and make eye contact with their non-Christian family members during grace 👀

If the day comes for VD Vance to take office, just know that I will be calling us the Ottoman Empire for the entirety of his term

The image is a three-panel comic strip from "Cyanide and Happiness" by Explosm.net, featuring a humorous scene about gift-giving. In the first panel, three people approach an older man, Jerry, who is using a cane and wearing a suit. They all have party hats on, and a person in the center exclaims, "Happy Birthday, Jerry!" In the second panel, a large, wrapped gift box is presented to Jerry, and the center person asks, "What do you give to the man who has everything?" The third panel reveals the box, now open, a guillotine inside leaving Jerry looking slightly puzzled while the others watch with anticipation.

Old joke: If a genie gave Democrats three wishes, they'd negotiate down to one, and then wish for something they think Republicans might like.

Dick Cheney died before he got a chance to endorse Andrew Cuomo 😭😭😭

Die? Or return home?

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

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All the New York Has Fallen posts today are gonna be so funny

Oh man we are really not sending our best

The real question is:

Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?

They just can't help calling themselves out

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

Bernie Sanders "I am once again asking" meme asking us for "You to be aware of asexuality", surrounded by different flags from the asexual spectrum

Today is the start of #AceWeek 2025. Prepare yourself for memes and information!!

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

DC No Kings

That shame you feel at a protest when you accidentally cheer on a boo
#NoKings

Annual reminder
#IndigenousPeoplesDay