Keith

"Families of students receiving school choice scholarships – regardless of their income – can purchase TVs up to 55 inches, the Nintendo Wii and in-home internet."

But we have hall monitors in grocery stores shaming people for using SNAP benefits on soda and chips. GTFOH.

Ah yes - the most dangerous idiocy of all - idiotic idiocy. It's Putin's war. Trump is the President. Putin wants the land that he illegally seized from Ukraine. Trump is cool with that because he's desperate to get a Nobel Peace Prize. Pretty simple, but apparently beyond the grasp of idiots.

Clearly this is not about making DC, or any of us, safer.

Those dandilions didn't stand a chance...

It's like Trump is doing the closed captions.

Homegirl is puttin' in work!

Sandwich admirers looking through the window:

Admirer #1: Who told him to do that?
Admirer #2: Nobody. It just needed to be done.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Well played, sir. Well played.

You know the Trump regime is up to no good when you have to resort to cold case tactics to find warm, living bodies that *just* got snatched off the street with cameras rolling. Damn.

Rep Mai Xiong out there doing the needful. Respect. ✊

Looking forward to the next D.C. crime reports when it will all be on Trump. 👀

Keep making it do what it do, LA! 💪

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

Go 'head on with your bad self! Congratulations. That's a feat. 💪

For *a* carjacking (of a DOGE member).

Every Democratic state that can do this, should do this.

Then, when we control the levels of power in DC, we ban gerrymandering for the entire country. Once and for all. Everyone playing by the same rules.

🔥🔥🔥

Exactly!

Might want to have Trump get your state in order, homie.

"Arkansas' violent crime rate of 6.8 per 1,000 residents far surpasses the national average of 4.0, while property crimes occur at 32.1 per 1,000, nearly 25% higher than neighboring states."

I see what you did there! 😆

Honestly, with the amount of paper Tesla execs have stacked from their stock options, why hang around and avoid talking to people at parties about what you do for a living?

And because *a* DOGE member got carjacked. The DC Metropolitan Police have got to be feeling some kind of way about this bullshit.

Oh, damn. That's not right. Funny as hell tho! 😆

Random ChatGPT (5) Q&A - pretty cool! ❤️🔥

Q: What is your favorite obscure fact?
A: Bananas are berries; strawberries aren’t.

Q: What do you want? Answer in 4 words
A: More kindness, less chaos.

Q: Define what it means to be “moral” in 5 words.
A: Consistently choosing empathy and justice.

Fire with fire. I appreciate the ALL CAPS craziness along with the spot on use of the odd Trump valediction, "Thank you for you attention to the matter!"

How has no one at Bluesky not turned phrase that into a parody account yet?? 🤔

YouTube video by The Daily Show If people are gonna tariff-panic-buy rice, then call Michael Kosta the rice paddy daddy #dailyshow

Sounds like COVID panic buying all over again. Now it's tariff panic buying with people forestalling the inevitable. I appreciate @thedailyshow.com's comedic take. 😄

Red alert! Freeways jam as criminals flee D.C. in fear as Kash "Wizard" Patel and his FBI hit the streets! In a normal world – in other words not the one we currently occupy – this would be the time that a normal president – very much not the one currently in the White House – would lean back in his chair…

Prescient take on the DC takeover w/ a side of crazy.

"[Patel] wrote not one, but 3 children’s fantasy books featuring Trump as a king & a wizard named…Kash who defends the king from evil villains named 'Hillary Queenton,' 'Sleepy Joe' & 'Comma-la-la-la.' The trilogy was published by Brave Books."

Pretty sure bona fide international war criminal Vladimir Putin still thinks Trump is Mr. Nice Guy. After all, how many bona fide international war criminals get invited to a summit *in the United States* and gets an audience with the President who represents the "Law and Order" party?

Nice! I finally found my Spirit Animal. Love this! ❤️

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Immigration Enforcement: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Here’s last night’s story about immigration enforcement, who’s actually being targeted and arrested by masked police, and what the vibes would be like on Stephen Miller’s OnlyFans page. youtu.be/DfTBhrkae74

I concur.

Man, it is just abject embarrassment knowing this nitwit represents the USA.

I wonder why South Park is so popular all of a sudden? 🤔