Tim van Straten

Very good, very normal

Basically I don’t know how much longer I can do this shit

Brighton decimated by injuries in first Euro season. Spent money to contend but still a mid-table club.

Bradley follows up first regular season conference title in 27 years by getting clobbered by rival one game from the tournament.

Lakers underachieve with modern-day GOAT and have no future when he retires. Watched Celtics win title to pass Lakers for most championships.

Ducks finish with worst record in NHL but lose lottery to my least favorite team in the sport. Rebuild ongoing with clueless coach and no clear end in sight.

Angels pulled off the market by terrible owner. Have losing season and watch generational star leave for biggest rival. Set franchise record for losses while rival wins World Series and builds a sport-altering dynasty.

My sports experience in the last 24 months:

Giants lose to Eagles by 31 in playoffs. Follow it up with two miserable seasons with no franchise QB to show for it. Best player leaves for biggest rival and has record-setting season.

cont.

One more day until republicans can use the excuse of “Well Trump inherited Biden’s economy” to explain why their milk is still expensive

Facts

100%. I now actively want it to flop

I’m starting to warm up to the idea of an MLB salary cap

I’ve totally aged out of memes

What is the chill guy meme and why does it make me irrationally angry

I mean, the Giants should beat THIS Cowboys team on Thanksgiving, right?

I don’t care how ass the Bulls are, the Cavs are a wagon

You know someone gets all their analysis from box scores if they tell you the Eagles are good

Does anyone know if the Rizzler does birthday parties?

Alright, a little about me:

- I’m 87 years young.
- Recently I bought a DNA test from Chewy and discovered I have 2.1% wolfiness.
- My favorite song is the one that goes “duh du dah dah duh duh duh du”. Don’t know the name though.
- One time I did a fart that dropped my home’s value by $3K.

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