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@mitla96.bsky.social

Shy about describing myself since new here. By my skeets you shall know me.

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Not Bernie

10.11.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Senator!

10.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'

10.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1137    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 13

Senator AOC is definitely going to be an improvement

09.11.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 880    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

I'm normally pretty open-minded about sex, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.

09.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 3
New healthcare plan.

New healthcare plan.

Under Trump’s new healthcare plan, every American gets their own GoFundMe and a prayer emoji.

08.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 676    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 6

Second those Uniqlo, pretty much my winter wardrobe here in Vermont

09.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proper response: so are you choosing NOT to answer rhis question?

08.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the face of a woman saying "I love you" right before she sticks a shiv into your belly. Holy crap that is wrong!

08.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on Gravity!

08.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich

07.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6333    πŸ” 885    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 42

His only excuse would have been if he knew there was an AED in the hallway but NOPE

07.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't top this one I got in a text

06.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7593    πŸ” 948    πŸ’¬ 190    πŸ“Œ 46
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This motherfucker falls asleep inside the Oval office during an actual press conference and nobody in the News is talking about

If this had happened to Joe Biden, this would be on the news 24/7 every single day until the next election

07.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

06.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36256    πŸ” 7969    πŸ’¬ 1584    πŸ“Œ 732

I hate her, yet have a grudging admiration for her chutzpah and survival instincts

07.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come

06.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15123    πŸ” 2754    πŸ’¬ 470    πŸ“Œ 92

he knows the worm did it

06.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

If he's not running for the AED he's got some explaining to do.

06.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning!

06.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta give Oz credit, he went into Dr mode. RfK Jr hightailed it out of the room. Trump? Useless. Where is the Oval Office AED?

06.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three dogs (a black lab and 2 yellow labs) sit in front of three blue doors. The floor is black and yellow checkerboard. The dogs are in a hospital wing for kids.

Three dogs (a black lab and 2 yellow labs) sit in front of three blue doors. The floor is black and yellow checkerboard. The dogs are in a hospital wing for kids.

These good boys and girls are therapy dogs waiting to start their shift at a children’s hospital. πŸ₯Ί

06.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Hooray!!

06.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are all so frigging old.

06.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's wondering Did I die and go to heaven?

06.11.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, Trump really IS a 9/11 all by himself

06.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@karenho.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/zohrankmamdani.bsky.social/post/3m4xoo3pf4s2r could you work for him?

06.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/zohr...

06.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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