Old Bald Dad

#ANewHope 🙏

That man is a Homely Baked Ham

We Are the Keys: Survivors Demand the Truth About Epstein Brave survivors traveled to Capital Hill to demand an end to a years-long government cover up to protect wealthy sex offenders.

Epstein’s survivors are done being silenced. They demand Congress release the files—flight logs, plea deals, prison docs.

The cover-up ends now.

Will your Rep stand with victims or protect pedophiles?

www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/we-are-the...

He is getting cured...
like a ham.

Dad joke of the day:

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A wide berth.

Leany the Pooh

Dad joke of the day:

Leany the Pooh

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Severance Fans

The Cult of Keir has now been established and you're a Youth Leader trying to get the teens to listen to Keir positive music.

What are the band names?
I'll go first:
Thousand Foot Keir
Jars of Woe
Dreader

'If' he violates?
nah.
When

Emo low self esteemo

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After selling 'Teslers' on the Whitehouse lawn I wouldn't be surprised if he switched to fertilizer.

Stupid people have been buying his crap for years.

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Dad joke of the day:

If a King sleeps on a King size mattress and a Queen on Queen size, what size mattress does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Dad joke of the day

A couple found they had been robbed. All of their eggs were stolen and only a pan of warm water was left on the stove.

She looks at him and says, 'Who would do this?!'

'Poachers!'

Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contact. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!

Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!

Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!

Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!

#NeverVoteConservative #VoteFordOut #onpoli #FightFord #FordIsCorrupt #SaveOntario #FordFailedOntario #OntarioSky #SaveOntario

By looking at the recent polls, we are already splitting the vote!

Will @ontarioliberal.bsky.social and @ontariondp.bsky.social work together to shut down Trump's Ford?

Serious question to @bonnieforontario.bsky.social & @maritstilesndp.bsky.social, will you form a coalition minority government?

Here the option Ontario, use smartvoting.ca and allow the NDP and Liberal leaders to join together to form a minority government - save Canada and yourselves from him being the very lever Trump uses to pry into all of Canada's resources. Please vote, check your riding here 👇

Hey Ontario, let's play this forward just a little when it's Canada's resources that Doug Ford has pissed away with the Starlink contract. Please, please, please vote against all of this. Use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and don't split the vote!

This is why the left loses ground every time. It treats threats like a thought experiment until the Overton window is moved so far right that this kind of crap is normalized. This man is a rapist and a colonizer. He didn't wait for consent, he just takes. Do not normalize this.

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Dad joke of the day:

What's the difference between Coke and Pepsi?

Pepsi doesn't need ICE.

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Dad joke of the day:

An American Alligator can grow upto 18 feet,
but most only have 4.

Use this app for your riding, and please Ontario VOTE. Don't let him back in power. If you are buying Canadian, Team Canada or feeling patriotic you cannot let Doug Ford fake his way into being a bulwark against Trump. You know that money makes that man do anything and they will throw it at him. 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦

Don't just buy Canadian, vote to protect Canada Ontario - please, please, please protect Canada by voting against Doug Ford. Don't spilt the vote, use smartvoting.ca to check your riding and tell everyone else to use it too!

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"The gesture referred to as a Roman salute is a modern invention, and specifically one invented by fascist; it has absolutely nothing to do with actual Romans."
Annalise Baer
Archaeologist & Emmy-nominated researcher

Dad joke of the day:

How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?

3.1415926...

DIE HARD
please soon

Dad joke of the day,

How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?

3.1415926...

Dad joke of the day:

Remember for next year, don't leave Kris Kringle peanut butter cookies...

You could send him into Santaphylaxis.