Big Bad Bert

Calculating how many hours of my life have I wasted watching tarot tik toks

People who do telekinesis only ever lift. They never squeeze. Why don’t they ever squeeze?

thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy

two cartons of “milked oats”

one question i have: who is milking the oats?

going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

They Are a Minority Get your mind right.

This x10000000000

“In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.”

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...

I don’t do Ted Talks, I do Rachel Rants.

And I’m like so sorry guys. Mostly.

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”

Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”

History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Pete's here

AND why they want to take it away. They realize they can’t compete with the power & influence it unlocks

This is payback for Harrison Butker being such a toxic butthead.

that’s right.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

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Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do.

Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.

There’s a lesson there!

Updated list of companies committed to DEI

Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans

Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

Casually buying a bunch of $15 on Depop and not being able to do math then being suprised I spent $100

Circularity tho

You might think I’m afraid of being bullied but I actually deeply yearn to be seen + understood, even if negatively.

So there’s that

NANANANANANANNA

Some call it bullying, I call it journalism.

Whose to say

(((Me)))

I could delete my entire Meta existence if BlueSky got its act together with hot dog content