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I was wondering if they didn’t have paramedics there (they don’t at college games which we learned that march madness a ref had a heart attack on the court) but I couldn’t remember if they’re required at W/NBA games like they are NFL games.

Get the cameras off her you creepy voyeurs.
-God to ESPN
@espn.com

Unreal stretch of basketball from Kahleah Copper. 11 straight points to cut a 10 point lead to 1 with 3:05 left in the 4th.

Remembering that Chicago Sky team

KFC!!!!! KAHLEAH FUCKING COPPER!!!

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

Now that you've canceled your Disney+ subscription, you have some extra gambling money.

Stewie left it all out there.

Jesus christ Liberty & Mercury

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

This Phoenix/New York game is either a great defensive battle or a game to see which team's offense is struggling the most.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social did kinda write a book on it recently and ge talks about it a lot on his show - could be an interesting onion collab 👀

imagine the review this etsy witch is about to get

Still a guiding principle of mine when online.

I went to a bar that only sold Gin & Tonics in Madrid once and the menu looked like this: pages of their different gins, a page or two of different tonics, and the last page was garnishes and highly recommend more places like this

What is the city but the people?

More true than I realized when I made it.

We couldn’t possibly be in a worse information environment for what’s happening. Which is probably, in part, why it’s happening.

one of those trucks that's a roving billboard (is it just called a roving billboard? I'm not gonna look it up right now). it's got an Onion headline that reads "ICE agent decides he wants kids after seeing incredible love and devotion of parents begging him not to take their child"

a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors.

@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches

In a Vatican meeting with Reverend James Martin, Pope Leo XIV expressed a ‘desire to welcome all people, including LGBTQ people’ #NOH8

In a Vatican meeting with Reverend James Martin, Pope Leo XIV expressed a ‘desire to welcome all people, including LGBTQ people’ #NOH8

BREAKING: Gov. JB Pritzker says the Trump administration has sent the Texas National Guard to Great Lakes Naval Base outside Chicago, awaiting orders to deploy to Chicago.
Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social

The neurodivergent experience of asking someone for feedback and genuinely wanting feedback and being frustrated when they just say “it’s great!” vs when they ask you for feedback and you invest time/energy in providing thoughtful feedback and they get upset you didn’t just say “it’s great!”

Members of Seattle community holding signs reading "Chris Pratt is from Lake Stevens" at a Kerry Park press conference with the Space Needle in the background

Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens: tinyurl.com/bdhyu6b4

Photo of the USPS commemorative Good Night Moon forever stamps.

We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.

Zenon was really about insurance fraud, huh

I’m certain the bodega or deli across the street already has this with all the THC beverages you can get now lol

Headline from nyt of Cuomo resigning from office.

This day in history, an abuser resigned in disgrace. He will never hold such power again. We won’t let him.

I was very moved by my conversation with @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social...

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

BREAKING: We filed a class action lawsuit against ICE for denying people access to lawyers and subjecting them to inhumane conditions at 26 Federal Plaza in New York.

ICE is illegally holding people here for weeks, often without adequate access to medical care, food, or legal counsel.