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He/him, trans // All Cephalopods Are Beautiful

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A Real Octopus, Author of the Figuring Out an Excel Password from September

10.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean really it's more like Menard's first version of the Quixote in that I got myself into the same mind state as past me to remember the password rather than creating the same password as current me

10.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare

10.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2050    πŸ” 851    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 19

When I came out my conservative, religious (Christian) father-in-law said to my spouse "I think it's weird and I don't understand it but it's none of my business" which, honestly, great, I'm delighted with that and he's never once used the wrong name or misgendered me since.

09.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How was it? It sounds incredible but potentially too rich.

08.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish cis people understood how it feels to see Harry Potter every-fucking-where constantly.

08.11.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 604    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 20

Racists! Turns out the future is technophrenology all the way down, it's so awful.

06.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is great! So glad you are being appreciated!

06.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate those two so much

04.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure of your specific context and of course don't want to pry but we are going through/have gone through this with my dad and it is so so hard, lots of love to you

03.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so good

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03.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Autocorrect / HAND CLASP / Me in seventh grade Spanish
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Not understanding the subjunctive

03.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES my GOD I WISH I were in a bubble transphobic views didn't penetrate! I can't avoid them!

03.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone makes an apology post it's worth looking at how they respond when people don't accept the apology. If they want to mitigate the harm they'll understand why people might not accept their apology but if they push back/act like they deserve forgiveness their apology isn't worth anything.

03.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuineposting but I worked for @wentrogue.bsky.social as a student employee over twenty years ago now and she remains one of the best bosses I've ever had

03.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know! It's like ma'am everyone told you this was going to happen and you were really awful to them and now you want effectively a mulligan without any atonement, accountability, or even reflection? Get bent.

03.11.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just told me his anxiety has gotten a lot lower since I started managing our team so now I'm tearing up at my desk, I work really hard and it means a lot to know it's paying off in ways that matter.

03.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaay!

03.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the first Trump administration I saw a lot of "Melania join us!" signs at protests in DC and this does the same thing, simultaneously infantilizing these women/robbing them of their agency and absolving them when these are choices they're making.

02.11.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how virtually everyone told her this would happen and she's posting as if is a new thing she discovered and not, again, what virtually everyone told her would happen. She clearly still isn't listening or connecting with what other people have said, she just wants to be allowed in.

02.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds amazing

01.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to come home anyway

31.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You look AMAZING

31.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"On my works look ye mighty"
Were the words that came out fighty
And the legs stood vast and trunkless
As the sands stretched far away

31.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once upon a desert dreary
As I pondered weak and weary
Over quite a quaint and curious visage of the days of yore
As I pondered sands were stretching
While I read out loud the etching
As I read out loud the etching standing on the desert floor

31.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I hate this

31.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heyyyyyy this is great, thrilled for you!

31.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are very much the Frog (complimentary) to my Toad (derogatory)

31.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ready to leave work, now to take a big sip of coffee and look at the clock

30.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so!

30.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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