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He/him, trans // All Cephalopods Are Beautiful

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If this guy is wrong about this, do you think he'll step back, reflect, apologize to the people he said were overreacting, attempt to atone, and listen in the future? Yeah me either.

12.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is me too (although a different gender). I don't want anything to invalidate my marriage but I will not survive detransition so Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

11.08.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legit lol at this

11.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most unsafe I've felt in DC has been in the face of law enforcement, and that was not just a feeling, I legitimately was unsafe! They attacked people! But some privileged assholes seeing the human consequences of our society's failings feel fucking "unsafe" as if they are the victims. Okay.

11.08.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when I was about ten and an article in 3 2 1 Contact said self-driving cars were five to ten years away and I was like "aw man, just when I'd be able to drive myself." Anyway I'm forty one now and I still have to drive my own car.

11.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just thinking about how DC was already the most policed city on the planet before they did this fuck ass surge

11.08.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

There are over THIRTY law enforcement agencies in DC already! It's unbelievable! Also fuck all of them including/especially MPD who I have seen do a lot of fucked up shit. Fuck all of this, DC deserves better.

11.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One time I ended up in Union Station during the March for Life and it was swarming with MAGA teens. Very "I'm in danger" moment for me.

11.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the worst part of this but Rahm Emanuel's implication that supporting trans rights is in any way a mainstream Democratic position is maddening. Democrats do not support trans people! This is not a thing! Stop acting like we get this deference when we are constantly hung out to dry by Democrats.

10.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evelyn Waugh

10.08.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@vickyjohnsondahl.bsky.social

10.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooooh

09.08.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love these!

08.08.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is funny and awful but I am also just so tired. I'm tired of being a target and I'm tired of explaining things and I'm tired of being blamed for seeking attention I don't want. It's draining seeing so much stuff directed against you; I'm not God's strongest soldier and I want to be left alone.

08.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe only helpful if you live in Silver Spring (I do) but it's the only way I can remember.

08.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if this is helpful but each direction has one stop that's two words and starts with S (Silver Spring/Shady Grove) and one that's one word and starts with G (Glenmont/Grosvenor) so for most of the line if I'm going towards Silver Spring I know the train will end at Glenmont.

08.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Indicating that you are probably, but not certainly, not a robot!

08.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire up the Penfield mood organ, I have feelings to suppress!

08.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild to think that actual robots will click the "I am a human" box without compunction while I, a real person, have a little meltdown about what it truly means to be human

08.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Could be coincidence but I learned yesterday that yet another trans person I know is moving out of the country

08.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you wanna check my driving licence? It says 'male' on it. You wanna check my passport? It says 'male' on it. You wanna check my birth certificate? It says 'male' on it. You wanna summon a gender prophet to read my soul? Sucks to be you, because that also says 'male' on it.

08.08.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Introductions, especially those Penguin Classics one, always suck the fun out of the book if you read them first but sometimes I read them after if I want to discuss the book and no one else I know has read it. I also sometimes look up the SparkNotes to argue with them for the same reason.

08.08.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finding being trans in the current moment utterly exhausting tbh

07.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with this but also we already have Harry Potter movies? People love them? Same with the audiobooks? Like what is the point of remaking these even if you DO like Harry Potter?

07.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good job Abby!

07.08.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a brilliant system

06.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wait to use the bathroom as much as possible but I also drink less water so I'm slightly dehydrated a lot of the time. Not great for me but better than getting attacked!

06.08.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so tired of explaining to cis people -- family members, who love and support me! -- that JK Rowling really is that bad. They don't want to believe me and it's so disheartening.

06.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that time we went to a cave and our guide was basically April Ludgate from Parks and Rec? She was fantastic.

05.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Much like myself

05.08.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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