Sheepish LOC

I had a crazy fever and spent 2 days in bed and was unable to eat, I just drank water. I forced myself to go to work today but couldn't eat during lunch. I'm gonna try to eat some soup now. Pray for me to whoever you pray to.

I usually pray to me.

If you're not your own God, you're doing it wrong

I don't celebrate holidays but I don't mind a milestone here and there.

Officially two years with no seizures. Eat a dick epilepsy.

Gonna celebrate by not getting enough sleep, drinking excessively, and staring at flashing lights. Wait, that's what I do most Saturdays.

Yo what the fuck is this? How do you fuck up an order this bad?

Super excited about this "Man" I just ordered online. I hope this delivery guy gets here soon.

I'm too poor to not work.

You may be thinking that I should be working all I can if I can't pay my phone bill BUT tomorrow I'm gonna be rolling in it and budgeting means nothing to me.

In case you're wondering how real the struggle is, I woke up at 5:30 with 2 hours of sleep and decided I wanted to take the day off, cause I hate my job and the world and everything, so I texted my boss only to be hit with a msg stating that my phone was disconnected.

Having a Kitchen Nightmares situation with this restaurant that I've been to a few times. I ask what the soup of the day is and they say "Chicken".

Soup of the DAY not the Month.

But maybe they switch it on the days I'm not going. It's a great business idea cause I wanna go every day now and check

I came here to die and pay taxes and I'm all out of taxes.

And the #1 Top Seizure of ALL TIME:
The one where I was driving. (I could've had a horrible accident. Stranger jumped the divider and smashed my window to help. I came to in the ambulance and was very very confused missed a tMG show I was driving to)

Top 5 Seizures

5: The first one. (Very confused)

4: The second one. (Confirmed it wasn't a one time thing)

3: The one where I was in CVS waiting for my meds. (Just funny, I went to a tMG show from the hospital)

2: The last one. (I felt guilty for needing help)

I still remember my last seizure fairly well cause it was one where I was looking for someone and blew up their phone while I was out of it.

A different time I was looking for my sister who used to live with me but moved years ago. I called her up and I remember her saying "I'm in Michigan"

In less than two weeks I'll hit two years without a seizure and when I do it's over for you bitches.

"You bitches" = the DMV, who I will still report to in 4 months and then 6 months after that, after that ITS OVER.

Expect for all the regular DMV stuff.

For example, that took 20 minutes and had 4 revisions

Hold the fuck up, I can't save a draft?

I can't just be dropping shit on the fly, sometimes I gotta ruminate on that shit. I have a brand to look after. The voice of Sheepish LOC has to be a perfect balance of 50% stupid, 50% dumb, 50% irreverence, and 10% bad at math.

"The Yet Unnamed" tracks. Actually I think I have that poster from the fall of 2018

Wait, so the horses were also trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Cause I see a problem right there.

I know putting an egg back together again is hard work but horses don't even have fingers, let alone thumbs.

Winston-Salem is gone. On the rare occasion that I'm in Chattanooga, I constantly sing to myself about the Chattanooga Choo Choo, that could be you.

It's yours.

I have a ticket for the 11/30 Winston-Salem show and one for the 12/1 Chattanooga show for the rock 'n' roll band "the Mountain Goats" tour in a few weeks that I can't use. If anyone can use either one or knows someone who can, let me know. They're free.

Also, I go see the Mountain Goats sometimes. I saw them last week and I'm going this week but I'm also seeing Franklin Bruno play a show before that. If I blur the weekend enough it'll be like my own little Extra G/Len/ns reunion show but also nothing like that

"It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none" - Karl Marx

"No tengo dinero ni nada que dar, lo único que tengo es amor para amar" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

And so on

I was also a spreader of knowledge long ago, telling people lesser known quotes from historical figures.

"You gotta know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em" - Sun Tzu

"Don't pull the thang out unless you plan to hang. Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something" - Sun Tzu

Apparently this was one of my hits. Tbf, it's still holds up.

Don't neglect the homie today

Does anyone know here wanna argue about the Alchemist winning producer of the year over Metro Boomin? No? Cool, me neither

I like John Darnielle but he is 95% of my feed on here and I need to work on that

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