Kwis

To combat egg prices, have you considered working in a rural public school?

Urban legends that only serve to hurt marginalized communities:
A student who needs a litter box at your local public school who uses a litter box (targeting LGBTQ communities)

La-a (La-Dash-A) likely mocking urban communities.

Everything thing is a slam, diss, hits back, own, insane, and all products are viral.

OF COURSE he did.

My only regret about getting a second Frenchie is that we now live in a constant state of being hotboxed.

Do NOT comply in advance.

They’re the best girls!

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Since getting a second girl dog, I now refer to little pack of retired girls as chillin’ with my LAY-DEES in the cadence of this part in Hamilton.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Getting gassed out over here.

So we adopted a second Frenchie from the humane society and all this sweet angel wants is for our other dog to be her friend. So she inches closer and closer in hopes that they can be.

These are the best pickles. No other opinions will be permitted. @mountolive.bsky.social

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The truth was autotuned…They taught themselves to be occult, they didn’t know it’s many strategies.

If we are products of our environments then I should, by all accounts, be a conservative religious zealot who is super antivaxx and straight. Alas, here I am liberal as all hell, believing in science, questioning my religious and sexuality beliefs on the daily. I dunno man. I like me.

Nailed it.

This man can golf all he wants if it keeps him from signing EOs, deporting migrants and making life hard for my LGBTQ+ friends.

A small act of resistance I plan to continue in the next four years is flipping his books around or over at stores. I’m not trying to make a ton of work for anyone so I usually just do one or two. But, in a small way it feels like an eff you.

The fact that he is a convicted felon, rapist, twice impeached, and insurrectionist is enough to not have him leading this country. Full stop.

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Third floor on the West Side, me and you
Handsome, you're a mansion with a view
Do the girls back home touch you like I do?

I pray Kate McKinnon plays her on SNL this week! This woman stood up to him when everyone else is bending the knee.

The next four years is a marathon, not a sprint. Trust your instincts, look out for each other, know your rights, and if be on watch for censorship. They’ll first tell you not to trust what you see with your eyes.

How did I get through today? By running around as a panda in WoW. Taking an edible. Then running around as a dragon in WoW. We do our best.

Watching that orange man talk makes me so angry.

Day one. One day he will cease to be.

Remember that part in the original Willy Wonka movie where Willy Wonka took the kids on that crazy ass boat and all that tripped out stuff started playing around them. Chicken heads getting cut off big ol lizard face, Willy spittin spooky bars - That’s America now.

An article screenshot stating that Trump wants to place sanctions against TikTok

9 screenshots of articles saying Trump will ban TikTok.

He is the reason TT was banned to start with.

trump is literally the person who started the whole ban on tiktok
banning tiktok became a thing because of him
this is one of his cons, he causes chaos, causes problems
then he does something to fix the problem HE CREATED
and then 1/3 of this country think he’s a miracle worker

This message working freaked me the fuck out. First, why did it disable earlier than it had to and why include the live note to Trump? I just deleted and blocked it from all phones in our household. Whatever is happening is not normal, it is NOT ok.