Rowan 🐛

i love spreadsheets

where to get hippo, i forsee my own cat partaking in hippo enrichment

new meme format just dropped

smosh! perfect amount of funny, not enough stimulation to just watch on their own. start w shayne reads reddit stories its great they just yap

all wokplaces should have a nap corner with stuffed animals and an essential oil diffuser vote me for government

should i be concerned that my father is extremely good at catan

i miss my cat

i was summoned?

when im not having a crisis every 5 seconds <3 i will read soon!

god forbid i mention that nobles exist

if cat...

shoutout to the players in my campaign that pick up on exactly the pieces of the world i havent really built out and force me to make up details on the fly, you keep are a thorn in my side <3

its so fun!!! one of my PCs is a succubus who's parents own a giant pizza chain named mama john's big ceasar's pizza palace which is actually a front for soul theft, another of my PCs is a softball player turned trad wife who's warlock patron is her husband, the other two r also wild

wonderfully worded

i live to serve 😌

my time has come! essentially im using the same premise as dungeons and daddies (the podcast) but made it moms instead! i call it mythos and mommies!! im folling the general storyline but my players are crazy and absolutely fucking shit up in the best way so its very different in execution!

my dnd campaign is going so well, i love terrorizing my PCs with the traumatic backstories they give me. ask me to yap abt my campaign

Trans rights but in these times more than ever, trans wrongs

Need tapioca flour for a recipe. You know what that means: time to check the Goofy Bullshit Shelf

so real! theyre the special guys in my screen and are the backround track to my boring errands/chores

i think non-dairy milk should be the default for coffee. if i forget to order w oat milk i have a terrible no good time in the bathroom, if someone whos lactose tolerant forgets to change to whole milk their coffee just tastes a lil different. therefore the default should be non-dairy (oat milk <3)

if only we could combine and have medium caffeine tolerance 😔

i think alarms should know what time u ACTUALLY meant to set them as and go off that. wdym i set my alarm for 2:30 PM instead of AM and missed my flight! we invented AI but not functional alarm clocks? preposterous

does the caffeine still have the intended effect? if so, then small price to pay. caffeine does not affect me at all and i have nothing to make me feel alive

a blurry picture of a tortoiseshell cat standing on her hind legs looking to the side with great focus

Oh Jean is on her hind legs locked in. You’re so cooked, you won’t even see her next move

she invented serving cunt im sorry 😔🥰

omg my cat also has a lil mustache, they are long lost cousins

welp, time to fucken. Time to fucken build community or whatever. Fuckenn ok

i despise u <3

i finally took my recycling out. turns out there was a couch under all those boxes...neat!