alice!?

presidential groverhaus

i’m getting the surgery that makes it feel like you’re getting your dick sucked instead of sucking your own dick

if my id photo doesn’t turn out good tomorrow i’m kicking pritzker’s ass

trans girls the second they turn 8 years hrt: im a boy

how does everyone have the same ragana hat as me. are there really that many of us

new wednesday makin me homesick :’)

they’re letting the indie girls scream again :)

something went wrong!

pleased to officially announce that the first person i’ve met upon moving to chicago is my lesbian qanon neighbor

late this month nobody get mad at me

cookout watermelon milkshake

cake

omg i love my M1s! such a funky little shape

ohhh yeah for sure

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

i hate to be the one to say it but there is no shortage of tops or bottoms, you are experiencing something called a “skill issue”

Lead author Auke-Florian Hiemstra holds the oldest known caddisfly casing containing microplastic, dating to 1971. Photo: Liselotte Rambonnet.

A caddisfly casing with pieces of blue microplastic, dating 1986. Photo: Auke-Florian Hiemstra

NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀

Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯

A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛

Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x

biggg month for listening on my ipod, shaking myself from lastfm’s grip

february lol

in less than eight years the NCAA went from banning North Carolina from hosting championships due to its bathroom bill to... this.

i was wayyyy into climbing before I got long covid, and unfortunately, it fucks my shit up when I try to do it now. been wondering if there’s a way to do it and pace myself, but i’m really bad at pacing!

january! party

im going to make an app thats just a lex clone but you get permabanned if your posts arent horny. itll be called horny trannys or gay faggots or something like that

december

i’ve always had a crush on that freak

on feeld coming up with fake kinks like having a beer to hold at the party. yeah i'm into *checks notecard* rigging. i got a badge for it in boy scouts

novemberrr

didnt take vyvanse today now im dragging my face across the floor to the bathroom sink like an inchworm

a big hello to all the wild accounts that keep following me on here