Lewis Francis

Got to go for a nice little Sunday drive today (I put in the wrong Taco Bell for pickup)

Love allergies, I sneezed so much I gave myself a headache.

Officially went for a little jog every day this week. Biggest thing was to not push myself too hard or have too high expectations, so just went up and down the road. And I DID IT

Have done a little jog every day this week, which is much more attention to cardio I’ve given in an embarrassingly long time.

28 Years Later fuckin ruled. Incredibly beautiful and touching, while having plenty of decapitation and zombie dong.

Made a Letterboxd account so I can list all the movies I’ve watched, because I don’t value my free time.

Sinners is even better a second time, sweet Jesus

Happy 40th Birthday to Lifeforce, one of the best movies ever made

One of the worst parts about IBS is I can’t have coffee during a flare up. The floodgates are already open, the last thing I need is Hurricane Colon touching down.

Mopped the floors, cleaned the stove, and did the dishes. Time for some substance abuse.

Inception, but it’s so I can revisit my stress dreams and tell everyone to shut up.

Robocop is a fucking masterpiece.

The Terminator may be one of the best movies ever made.

Hell yeah, folded laundry for the first time in over 2 months

Every crowd shot is a kiss cam if you’re not a coward.

Good news: not losing hair.

Bad news: AAAAHHHHHHHH

If you live in the area that made Malort and managed to keep your faith, you deserve to be pope.

So Thunderbolts kicked ass. Maybe it’s because of my own demons popping up over the last month but seeing someone be force-fed vodka by their own bad memories and seeing someone else literally wrestle with their own self destructive side really stuck with me.

I say this as a huge Cody Rhodes mark: that shit was awful. Imagine watching his awesome match with Reigns the previous year and then this horribly booked Cena match. He gets up from constant punishment before and then just watched Travis Scott saunter to the ring for 10 minutes. Fucking terrible.

Insane how Day 2 of Mania was so solid until the main event. Wtf were they even trying to do, everything from the wrestling to Cody’s comeback to Travis Scott’s entrance to Cody’s moral dilemma were so slow and weird it killed all hype. What a dud. I don’t want to see either in a match after that.

Dirty Dom really takes after his true father.

That matched fucked so hard. Def one of the best women’s Wrestlemania matches ever. This is a match I’d use to introduce someone to wrestling. Holy hell.

The Women’s World Heavyweight Championship match is already better than like 60% of last night.

I love how Gunther’s gimmick is “guy who kicks your ass” and his finisher is “kicks your ass until he wins.”

I put on “Trapped in the Drive Through” and nearly got an erection from the dude getting pissed off at the end of the bar

Probably shouldn’t have made a noodle soup with multiple types of mushrooms for my rewatch of The Last of Us.

Imagine you’re being summoned. What gif represents that?

Dipping french fries in mashed potatoes is my favorite way to sin.