Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them

Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-asks-taylor-swift-if-jason-can-also-get-married-with-them/

Why does Taylor swift dance like that. Why doesn’t she just learn how to shake her ass?

Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...

Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer

Yar matey, nothin’ like a sturdy grog! Shiver me timbers.

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That's good - the other stuff wasn't. I'm hoping he isn't being sincere and turning into AOC

Moist critikal and asmangold are basically the same guy

Yeah but it is the internet so when you post dumb shit people can criticize it how they want 💔

Idk I like Charlies album fine and that’s pop. It’s got more to do with the fact that Taylor is openly racist and sexually harassing someone for no reason

Honestly prefer honky Tonk Taylor over openly fascist Taylor idk.

Oso is going to hell land

Turns out no, they’re not actually asking

You’re dumb asf bro. Just arguing for the sake of arguing.

a lot going on here

Boy shot by police declared 'braindead.' Vigil to be held before life support system unplugged Life support for Victor Perez, a disabled teenager who was shot by police, will be disconnected. The 17-year-old, who has cerebral palsy and autism, has been declared

Life support for Victor Perez, a 17-year-old with cerebral palsy and autism, who was shot by police, will be disconnected after he was declared "clinically braindead."

Average interaction with my dad

YouTube video by The Onion Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

Screenshot of oddish on grassland at the edge of a small pool of water taking a drink from it in the pokemon anime

Oddish taking a sippy

interesting

I'd still feel good about not voting for Kamala Harris considering how much Democrats have shown themselves to be spineless fascist collaborators (which was obvious with their overwhelming support for the genocide in Gaza)

GRIMES HAS DIED OF BIRD FLU

Liberals are so insane - I am seeing them get mad that apparently Trump wants to reduce the amount of nukes the US has ???????

Meow

My oso

Mount Fuji snowless for longest time on record after sweltering Japan summer As of 29 October, the iconic mountain was still without snow, marking the longest period since records began 130 years ago

As of today, Mount #Fuji remains snowless, marking the first time in 130 years of recorded history. Typically, the first snowfall occurs around Oct 2nd, with the previous latest snowfall record being Oct 26th (1955, 2016). First snow is expected next week. 🧪 🗻 🌡

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Roughly 40% of Americans don’t vote