4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: We haven’t checked in on the geology department for a while. I wonder if they’re doing okay. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail: I’ll go see what they’re up to. (3) [Person 2 opens door to room where a person is gesturing at a projector screen and explaining to two other people] PERSON 3: 49 million years ago, Heart Mountain, Wyoming slid sideways 15 miles like a giant stone hovercraft. (4) PERSON 2 [returning to Person 1]: ...They’re not okay. OFF-PANEL PERSON: Hey, *you* come up with a better explanation!

Heart Mountain

xkcd.com/3162/

A court said food stamp benefits must be provided to recipients. Trump is simply saying, not until the government reopens. We are soon going to find out if he can get away with it.

Voting centers in blue areas are reportedly seeing higher turnout than presidential election years as Democrats flood the polls to stand up to Trump.

Yep. It was the right way to do things. But it's the right way to do things until they keep going low... Now it's their turn to go high.

Dems honestly have no reason to go high anyway since Republicans will never give them any credit. They should all take the Newsom route and just start shitposting on main 🤝

The Right right now...

Mitch McConnell

Abe Sapien from Hellboy

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Poland shot down Russian drones after a direct NATO airspace violation. Their PM says this is the closest we’ve been to war since WWII. Putin suspects Trump won’t act, and that’s exactly why he’s testing him.

lol

The Warhammer 40k universe but the Imperium of Man just worships GPT69 as their god who answers everything for them.

The Warhammer 40k universe but the Imperium of Man just worships GPT69 as their god who answers everything for them.

Second Amendment for me but not for thee.

4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

Dual Roomba

xkcd.com/3133/

pogggggers

YouTube video by ackerlady 2 dangerous women force you to lock in with tech house mix that's brutally deep

youtu.be/xsyk-Xmr6wQ?...

#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles

Don't make me tap the 'no bad tactics, only bad targets' sign.

Gouldian Finch.

The Gouldian Finch (Chloebia gouldiae), also known as the Gould's Finch or the Rainbow Finch, is a colourful passerine bird that is native to Australia.

📷: @tracksbirding

There are actually quite a few undocumented Russians in the US.

Anyone have any videos of ICE forcefully deporting them?

Or just the brown people?

The "I'll lower costs and get us out of endless wars" candidate is now presiding over surging costs and brand new wars.

Gandalf from the animated lord of the rings, wearing a grey robe, and a blue wizard's hat while he raises his hands in conjuring something up and the image is captioned "ooooooo self-doubt and self-loathing are over oooooo you're capable and worthy and sexy ooooooo"

Good morning✌️🍀

Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.

YouTube video by ContraPoints CONSPIRACY | contrapoints

The number of good points per minute in this video is extremely high, which is wild because it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long.

youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...

Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

wow, r/neoliberal is really going off on Schumer

If there was back alley deals goin on than maybe we will find out in 4 years.

Food for thought: A lot of people, me included, have been ragging on Zuckerberg for 180'ing completely on the FB platform. There is an interesting plotline that it seems is being largely neglected, though: