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Deirdre Statham

@deirdrestatham.bsky.social

Unemployed Métis (Cree/Nêhiyaw) screenwriter hoping to one day bring twisted stories to the little screen. Mainly writing about monsters, witches, spaceships, and gods. Woo! No relation to Jason.

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair . Alt: John Krasinki in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and nonchalantly shrugging.

New Year’s resolution: get back to writing despite having no faith it will lead to anything. I should still get my ideas on the page so it’s not stuck in me brain anymore.

31.12.2024 02:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is crying with the words oh yeah written on her face ALT: a woman is crying with the words oh yeah written on her face
12.12.2024 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do his smiles look like my face when I’m constipated and I am on minute 35 on the can?

12.12.2024 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you 🤗 I’m rarely on but I get notifications. lol

08.11.2024 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A sign that says: Cree Word of the Day. cîpay kîsikâw (chee-pie key-sick-cow). Which means “Ghost Day” (Halloween).

A sign that says: Cree Word of the Day. cîpay kîsikâw (chee-pie key-sick-cow). Which means “Ghost Day” (Halloween).

Happy Ghost Day!! 👻

31.10.2024 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope you’re able to work through some of that and feel a bit better. ♥️

24.08.2024 19:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My husband said if someone thinks they turned out fine after being beaten and continues the cycle they clearly didn’t turn out fine. I thought that was a great way of putting it.

24.08.2024 18:40 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep. My family lives on my husband’s disability payments and we have had zero increase in monthly income but everything has gone up over 200% in price. That’s not inflation. It’s greed.

23.03.2024 07:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in the lowest of income brackets so I watch prices of everything. The price of No Nane spaghetti went from 97¢ to $2.39 in the last few years. That IS NOT the result of inflation.

23.03.2024 07:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew it was all prices inflated by greed. A record 8% inflation rate does NOT result in a 200+% increase in the price of everything. Profits over people is the corporate way. I have a degree in Economics and the math ain’t mathing.

23.03.2024 07:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: ow. I bit my tongue again. I keep doing that this week.
Husband: It’s my opinion stuff like that is evidence we’re in a simulation. How do you suddenly start biting your own tongue or repeatedly stub your toe? You need a patch. Your software needs updating.
Me: 😂 You’re drunk.
H: And very high.

21.03.2024 06:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I do an interpretive dance? It came to me from this song. Feel the story!

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19.03.2024 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*sad nod*

19.03.2024 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s incredible frustrating to have to come up with a “It’s X meets Y!” when you can’t think of 2 separate movies similar to what you are writing.

19.03.2024 10:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think I pretty much only try to watch several CBS shows as soon as they’re available. Most are dropped on my Amazon channel subscriptions.

17.03.2024 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Condolences to you both. My FIL caught it last year, “fully recovered”, then died of a massive double heart attack and stroke a few weeks later.

16.03.2024 07:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
16.03.2024 04:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those cost more than my family lives on in a YEAR! Eeks

16.03.2024 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I use Tubi. I have Roku and Pluto TV… on my Roku but I don’t like watching “live tv” anymore. lol
I’m in Canada. 🇨🇦

16.03.2024 04:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Exactly. In Canada we’ve had an all-time high inflation rate of 8% but somehow my spaghetti went up 246% in price.

16.03.2024 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably just Midori melon liqueur. lol

16.03.2024 02:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Inside of a denim Eagle Feather Protector with two pockets to store feathers.

Inside of a denim Eagle Feather Protector with two pockets to store feathers.

View of an Eagle Feather Protector from the outside and open. It’s made from denim with white and blue ribbons on the front and ribbon ties on the side.

View of an Eagle Feather Protector from the outside and open. It’s made from denim with white and blue ribbons on the front and ribbon ties on the side.

Completed Eagle Feather Protector showing it closed and the ribbons tied to close the protector.

Completed Eagle Feather Protector showing it closed and the ribbons tied to close the protector.

My mother asked if I could make an Eagle Feather Protector 🪶 for her. My first crack at one. It’s a bit crooked in spots but I learned a bunch. 🤗 #Sacrit #SewingProject

16.03.2024 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A super cute otter cupping their cheeks with the caption “Aw shucks!”

A super cute otter cupping their cheeks with the caption “Aw shucks!”

16.03.2024 02:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She said it was beautiful. She does beading and has for decades so I made a cake that looked like beadwork. 😊

16.03.2024 01:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It took way longer than I thought it would. lol

16.03.2024 00:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I used to be a professional baker but I’m diabetic and a SAHM now. So I mostly bake for others. Like a cake I made for my Auntie’s 80th last month. 😁

16.03.2024 00:02 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Ouch. I think hiring older writers is important. If nothing else it would improve anachronisms I keep seeing in tv/movies. Teenagers didn’t call each other “bitches” in the 90s unless they were ready to fight. 🤣

15.03.2024 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We have to shovel our sidewalks but my back alley driveway is only slightly longer than the car. lol. The landlord does snowblow my parking spot. We got a few feet of snow a couple weeks ago. That was a LOT of snow to shovel.

15.03.2024 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cream of tartar helps with this I do believe. My husband loves my snickerdoodles and he loves saying “snickerdoodles”. 😂

15.03.2024 23:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooh. This looks like my kinda show. Will track it down in Canada. 😁

15.03.2024 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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