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This is a Google search drop down menu, that suggests AI mode, but absolutely NOT related to my search. Just ads. cartoon with someone spinning someone above their head cartoon spinning someone above their head Explore in Al Mode How did early challenges shape the Fallout series? Al Mode Why is Google Pixel software support considered the best? Al Mode Why is Dark Netflix's best sci-fi show? Al Mode How will the integration affect Hulu content on Disney+? Al Mode

Look at this shit. Google is fucking USELESS. It doesn't matter what I was looking for, look at the "AI" suggestions. Absolutely not related at all. And also "why is Google pixel software support considered the best" is #2. That's not "AI Mode" that's advertising.

In the memorandum sent to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Star Comes Out said the when tribal nation reached out to the agency it was provided with only the first names of the men. Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe "entered into an immigration agreement with ICE."

Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe "entered into an immigration agreement with ICE."

So this means that dhs is holding natives hostage unless they "come to an agreement" that native people can be deported legally by ice?

This is the worst timeline....

"All I saw in there, was more matching jackets" might be the best line from a TV show this year.

Waiting for Boomers to die so the world can heal is one of the most exhausting things I have had to deal with for a while.

There is literally no corner of the internet where I can just look a funny pictures and cat videos to distract myself. I can not escape the atrocities that are happening right now. Please make it stop. I can't do this any more.

God damnit. I'm in bed, and I'm listening to a Broadway playlist YouTube made for me. And it's been great. But then tango Roxanne came up, and it was the movie version. I can't even.

Now I am 100% awake and filled with rage.

Me: Oh my God, do you know what I still love about cap hill? It doesn't matter what day it is, if I'm ever hungry, there is a hotdog stall within 2 blocks of my apartment. Then: Did you go get a hotdog at midnight? Me: I'm not gonna lie. Yes.

When anyone asks me why I still live in a major city, even tho I could cut my rent in half if I moved away, I'm just gonna send them this screenshot.

When I still can't log in, it really makes me want to burn the whole world down. I understand it's about security, but fuck off with that shit. Just let me see my fucking paycheck.

Ok, I super get the 'you tried your password too many times, so we've locked your account' thing. But after that, when I try to reset my password, and you tell me half a dozen times that my password can't be one I've used before (5 times!) 1/2

Meme: Boss: "the customer is always right." Ron Burgundy from Anchorman: "not on my shift

Still from stranger things season 4 with the subtitle "tense music intensifies"

Another entry into the subtitle hall of fame.

I want to normalize going to psychic readers, and just lying about everything to see what happens.

Them: I see you have some financial troubles in your life.
Me: uh... I actually just won the lottery.

Does anyone know of another good website that can get me past pay walls? 12ft.io hasn't been working lately.

Guest: I just want you to know, I work in restaurants, and we weren't super happy with the service we received tonight.

Me: Obviously, that's bullshit. Because if you ever worked in a restaurant, even for a little bit, instead of complaining, you would be shutting the fuck up right now.

My cat has figured out that there is extra cat food stored in his automatic feeder. At first I was worried he'd figure out how to get the top off, but no. He keeps trying to get in by standing on the lid. He's cute, but not so bright. And I love him for that.

I've definitely been avoiding social media lately, you know, for my mental health. But if I was around all the time, you'd at least get likes from me.

You have to say: "What does a person have to to say to get a like around here?" And then BOOM. likes.

Does anyone know of another good website that can get me past pay walls? 12ft.io hasn't been working lately.

Holy shit, same. I know so many big descriptive words, that I can never remember when I need them. It's our uh, wooden T to bear.

We live in 2025, and every cgi baby I see in TV and movies is so deep in the uncanny valley that I feel like I want to peel my skin off and play in traffic. This is a catastrophe.

More than anything in this post, I love how easily Steve just accepts the gun and tucks it away.

Steve Burns is a national fucking treasure. Jim Dangle is alright I guess. (JK he's amazing too) The amount of wholesome in this post is off the charts.

Dan Haylen: You'll never get away with this!!

Early: Oh yeah we will.

Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!

Sometimes I just need to curl into the fetal position and watch Kpop Demon Hunters. It's been really good for my mental health.

I just dug out all the toys my cat has knocked under my fridge. As soon as I gave them back to him he very deliberately grabbed one, walked over to the fridge, dropped it, and immediately knocked it back underneath.

And then he complained about it.

I'm not even mad.

Every day at work I have to change the toilet paper roll to the correct over the top hanging way. If I ever find the person doing it the wrong way, well, then we're gonna fight.

hierarchy of sports fans that totally suck:
#1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America.
#2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do.
#3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful.
#4 is just all other sports fans.

Does anyone else feel like they should be able to double like a song on Spotify so it shows up more or is that just me?

I'm pretty sure the speed the smile leaves my face when I'm done talking to a table can be measured in light seconds.