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Terra

@xmega.bsky.social

A sense of humor dry enough to chap your lips. Not sure why someone would rub my humor on their lips, but I've had worse offers. Psychotherapist and wanderer, possibly a hobbit. 🌲🌊🏜️

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What does the director of Rebel Moon have against intact craniums?

#ouch #resistance #goo

02.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a Rubik's cube for people to fidget with during a session, now I'm going to use it as a metaphor..😁😁😁

29.07.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

29.07.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire watch, living in a remote tower on top of a mountain. ❀️

29.07.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he is sooooo attentive and reassuring, couldn't be. πŸ˜πŸ’ž

29.07.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How long does it take to train to be a sniper? *asking for....book research*

29.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even understand them, they are a toy you get with a side of popcorn and they call it a "bucket". I feel like I'm missing something, why not say what they are... souvenir?? I saw so many (Jurassic Park was good!) but none held popcorn! πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

27.07.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with long hair is singing into a microphone while covering his mouth with his hand . Alt: Young Ozzy with long hair is singing into a microphone

My first and only handwritten letter to a celebrity, revealing my undying love and request for consideration for marriage if his didn't work out...was to Ozzy, when I was 12.

I also added the p.s.- sorry to hear about Randy Rhoads (who had passed 6 yrs prior).

πŸ’ž

23.07.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I dress for work

16.07.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Alexa, what is the active ingredient in Miralax?

Alexa: I don't know. I cannot find a recipe for Miralax.

Not even kidding.

15.07.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please, we want that. You were brave enough to walk in the door, you've got this. And you won't be doing it alone.

14.07.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They do, they are such wonderful creatures. πŸ₯°

14.07.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww, it's a special thing for sure. πŸ’“

14.07.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am bringing him up to you since, Canada..lol

14.07.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white dog, laying on sofa, looking betrayed.

Black and white dog, laying on sofa, looking betrayed.

Since my granddog has moved in with me, I have discovered a whole new degree of guilt.

Lying to a dog. 😬
(Eg. I promise we'll go for a long walk after it cools off at 10pm.)

#deceptions #lies

13.07.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a little buzzed and open to offers of a life partner who wants to live in a yurt in the woods, have a few chickens, not talk about feelings, laugh at dumb shit, and plot world domination.

Cool points if you are Leslie Jones, can cosplay Severus Snape, or believe you are Gandalf.

#losingit

10.07.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a big ol' grumpopotamus right now.

Giant grumpasaurus rex.

Count grumpula.

This girl needs a burger and a beer and a revolution.

#hangy #grumpy #revolt

09.07.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a hat and says " indeed " Alt: Gandalf the Grey says " indeed "

Yes, I would describe him as pretty. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’“

05.07.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I downloaded Bumble for the first time, maybe find someone to ride the storm out with. Deleted it 15 minutes later.

Leslie Jones apparently is not on Bumble.

My interest range is Gandalf the Grey through Leslie Jones. Gonna be a tough time finding my person.

05.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Doug, never in my life what I think we would have to fact check an email from a government agency. 😑😑😑

04.07.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did other people get that email from the Social Security Administration that looked official but was just boasting in foul Truth Social form, about how wonderful the bill is??!!! What the ever loving fuck was that.

#gross #ick #putrid

04.07.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Took my youngest (29) out to lunch at a local pub where the waitress knows me and most of my colleagues.

Waitress: So what is it like having a therapist for a Mom?

29:.... it's like having a therapist for a Mom.

🀣 πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

#therapistsky #nerd

03.07.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. Who wouldn't love a moat right about now. 😊

02.07.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg. This is.... sickening. 😑

01.07.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True. Ppl will wonder why I'm setting up Terra' s shave-ice surf shack! You in? πŸ˜πŸ’ž

30.06.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But...brrrrrrrrr. πŸ₯Ά

29.06.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Torn between moving to Canada because.. Canada, or Pacific Coast of Mexico to surf small soft warm waves for the remainder of days.

#avoidance

29.06.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you all, I know everyone is having their own degree of struggle right now and holy moly we've got to get through it somehow.

23.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. πŸ’“

23.06.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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