What does the director of Rebel Moon have against intact craniums?
#ouch #resistance #goo
@xmega.bsky.social
A sense of humor dry enough to chap your lips. Not sure why someone would rub my humor on their lips, but I've had worse offers. Psychotherapist and wanderer, possibly a hobbit. π²πποΈ
What does the director of Rebel Moon have against intact craniums?
#ouch #resistance #goo
I have a Rubik's cube for people to fidget with during a session, now I'm going to use it as a metaphor..πππ
29.07.2025 03:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.
29.07.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fire watch, living in a remote tower on top of a mountain. β€οΈ
29.07.2025 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But he is sooooo attentive and reassuring, couldn't be. ππ
29.07.2025 03:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How long does it take to train to be a sniper? *asking for....book research*
29.07.2025 03:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't even understand them, they are a toy you get with a side of popcorn and they call it a "bucket". I feel like I'm missing something, why not say what they are... souvenir?? I saw so many (Jurassic Park was good!) but none held popcorn! π€£ππ€·πΌββοΈ
27.07.2025 04:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My first and only handwritten letter to a celebrity, revealing my undying love and request for consideration for marriage if his didn't work out...was to Ozzy, when I was 12.
I also added the p.s.- sorry to hear about Randy Rhoads (who had passed 6 yrs prior).
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This is how I dress for work
16.07.2025 05:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: Alexa, what is the active ingredient in Miralax?
Alexa: I don't know. I cannot find a recipe for Miralax.
Not even kidding.
Yes please, we want that. You were brave enough to walk in the door, you've got this. And you won't be doing it alone.
14.07.2025 02:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They do, they are such wonderful creatures. π₯°
14.07.2025 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awww, it's a special thing for sure. π
14.07.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am bringing him up to you since, Canada..lol
14.07.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Black and white dog, laying on sofa, looking betrayed.
Since my granddog has moved in with me, I have discovered a whole new degree of guilt.
Lying to a dog. π¬
(Eg. I promise we'll go for a long walk after it cools off at 10pm.)
#deceptions #lies
I'm a little buzzed and open to offers of a life partner who wants to live in a yurt in the woods, have a few chickens, not talk about feelings, laugh at dumb shit, and plot world domination.
Cool points if you are Leslie Jones, can cosplay Severus Snape, or believe you are Gandalf.
#losingit
I am a big ol' grumpopotamus right now.
Giant grumpasaurus rex.
Count grumpula.
This girl needs a burger and a beer and a revolution.
#hangy #grumpy #revolt
I downloaded Bumble for the first time, maybe find someone to ride the storm out with. Deleted it 15 minutes later.
Leslie Jones apparently is not on Bumble.
My interest range is Gandalf the Grey through Leslie Jones. Gonna be a tough time finding my person.
Thank you Doug, never in my life what I think we would have to fact check an email from a government agency. π‘π‘π‘
04.07.2025 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did other people get that email from the Social Security Administration that looked official but was just boasting in foul Truth Social form, about how wonderful the bill is??!!! What the ever loving fuck was that.
#gross #ick #putrid
Took my youngest (29) out to lunch at a local pub where the waitress knows me and most of my colleagues.
Waitress: So what is it like having a therapist for a Mom?
29:.... it's like having a therapist for a Mom.
π€£ ποΈπποΈ
#therapistsky #nerd
Nice. Who wouldn't love a moat right about now. π
02.07.2025 15:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg. This is.... sickening. π‘
01.07.2025 17:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True. Ppl will wonder why I'm setting up Terra' s shave-ice surf shack! You in? ππ
30.06.2025 01:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But...brrrrrrrrr. π₯Ά
29.06.2025 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Torn between moving to Canada because.. Canada, or Pacific Coast of Mexico to surf small soft warm waves for the remainder of days.
#avoidance
Thank you all, I know everyone is having their own degree of struggle right now and holy moly we've got to get through it somehow.
23.06.2025 17:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you. π
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