@ladyallison.bsky.social
Try my best. Fail anyway.
Should we get a pool going for if/when he will fall asleep?
24.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I can keep napping, you can keep calling it sleepy snoozies time.
23.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I do this too but don't tell my boss. He thinks I'm just a sticker for good grammar.
22.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do.
They aren't of me.
You know it's not gonna get better after he dies right?
20.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was like that when they got there.
19.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scruffers: The bowtie itches though. Take it off.
Take it off.
TAKE IT OFF!!!!
Sorry🫤
I'm just gonna say it. Macaulay Culkin has really let himself go.
(no offense meant to Culkin. I'm envisioning the him playing Kid in a movie about his downfall).
Remember when we were kids and we made music videos and fake movies and stuff?
We thought we were SO cool.
Too bad the MAHA douches never grew out of that.
Nap in the living room with the game on.
17.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a news article I made up about Lent actually being Lint cuz of a typo. Not as good as The Onion of course, but I thought it was a little creative at least 😏
Breaking: Typo found in Bible which changes Lent forever.
17.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, I almost had a date 🫤
17.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤞
15.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a peri+menopausal night sleep on an weekend away with my girls and I'm sharing a bed 🤨
This is not good
Nick. Babe. Just admit you're gay and get on with it already 🤨
14.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok. So here's the plan. John Stewart runs for president with the kick ass-est of running mates.
He wins, then steps down immediately because he knows that he has no business running a cournty, paving the way for his kick ass running mates to take over and fix everything.
I find it slimming.
14.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can you miss the mark by that much?!?!
I'm not even American and I can see how utterly ignorant this is.
Abolish ICE!!!!!
But not handsy.
13.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hoping the cat distribution system finds me at some point.🤞
12.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally signed up for LinkedIn and I'm realizing it's just Facebook but for businesses.
I hate it already.
While everyone is freaking out over Bad Bunny, can we take a moment to appreciate the absolute MASTERPIECE that was Green Day's set?!
I only wish they had been allowed to go longer.
@greenday.bsky.social
Screenshot of an add showing someone CUTTING A TOUNGE WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!! And I'm not 100% sure it isn't still attached to someone or something 😶.
What the fuck is this crap?!?!
11.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well that's a little uncomfortable to think about 😬
10.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jake Paul has a girlfriend?
10.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me: Seriously? 🤨
10.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Since I don't believe he will live long enough to be held accountable, we need to take a page from Pope Stephen VI, in 879, who put a corpse on trial and found him guilty.
10.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0
This rivals Bruce Springsteen's latest in my humble opinion.
Hyping @ChelseaGoddss on YouTube because she is an incredible and fearless activist.
youtube.com/shorts/ttJlQ...
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
07.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
