@notalawyer.bsky.social on 5-4. to me

substantially more complicated

Any word on what channel Alan Dershowitz will be appearing on tonight?

turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

Your Hegseth Insult About Mouth-Breathing I saw a meme on BlueSky where you are quoted calling Pete Hegseth a "mouth- breathing dipshit." Seriously? That's the best you can do? I would have thought that anyone teaching at Princeton would have a better vocabulary, be more creative, and have more intelligence than to use "mouth-breathing" as an insult. That is an ignorant attempt at an insult that has been around for far too long and it needs to stop being used. To begin with, singers, brass and woodwind players breathe through their mouths most of the time because it is most efficient, takes in more breath more quickly, and is part of our technique. In addition many people with sinus and allergy issues often have to breathe through their mouths. Equating mouth breathing with lower intelligence is just flat out stupid and beneath someone of your stature. I guarantee that most professional musicians like myself are probably smarter than most people and we don't use ignorant insults that are inaccurate and stupid! We use more accurate insults. Sometimes we get more creative, but in Hegseth's case, he's not

I love you, Bluesky.

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a dresser shaped like a cross

cross dresser

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

Press conference announces that the shooter's bullets said:

Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"

Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"

Hanania himself is a weird case because he's someone who listened to Republicans saying that "Democrats are the real racists" and he said "ok got it thanks" and voted Blue.

There's zero evidence to suggest that and like, what kind of "professional" market do you think exists for snipers in the U.S.?

the best evidence that the shooter was a right-winger is that the shot actually hit and then they got away

Jezebel is going to delete that like cowards instead of giving us the contact info for these extremely effective witches

thoughts and prayers for the person who wrote that Jezebel article whoooo must be having a weird one

9/11 came early this year

charlie kirk shouldn’t have been wearing such revealing clothing

please do not post things you don’t want to see on The Free Press and Fox News later this evening

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

Also: which candidate do you think is more likely to assault someone's daughter on a train?

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

made a pot holder

superman gets tired of pretending to be clark kent but misses being a journalist, so he writes an extremely popular blog about inedible items -- concrete, depleted uranium, molten steel -- and what they taste like

Guy who fired the first Black police chief in South Bend history for recording the racist insubordination of his officers is *also* a shitty coward who won’t protect children who would like to play sports without being bullied to death

If only there were signs…

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet