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Love the B5 inclusion! And a reminder of the art that holds up the suspension of disbelief.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you

the day's winner, folks, and it's not even 0800 my time. pencils down. no contest.

We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

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If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.

NOW YOU TOO CAN FOLLOW THE CASE OF THE CENTURY!

Or one could look at it as almost an ensemble playing different parts. I think that both Patrick McGoohan and Jack Cassidy played the villainous primary guest star on three episodes each of Columbo.

We should implement a legal Rule of Cool where if you commit a crime in a super cool way and *nobody gets physically hurt,* you get total immunity. This will incentivize criminals towards showmanship and avoiding casualties. This is a really good idea.

It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.

That wasn't the obituary that I was hoping for, but what the heck, that's fine.

Maybe tomorrow!

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Trump posts his worst-ever net approval rating in a CNN poll this morning, 37% to 63% (-26) s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

If the sole purpose of Halloween was so that It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown could exist, that alone would make the whole endeavor worthwhile.

It's not just seniors anymore: now Florida is also a great place for children to live out their final years.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE GONNA KILL IT!

Bride of Frankenstein seems so long ago that one can miss how long and successful the rest of her career was. I'll watch this, and next week watch Murder By Desth.

Technically, wouldn't that be eight games?

In this seven panel Sunday strip, Nemo and the Princess finally arrive to meet her father, King Morpheus of Slumberland, at his throne. Flip tries to stir up trouble as usual, but while one of the king’s men distracts Flip, the king has his thrown lowered into a room below, along with Nemo & the Princess. Unfortunately, at the last moment, Flip noticed and jumps down to join them.

Little Nemo in Slumberland by Winsor McCay from October 28, 1906.

This announcer realising he's just worked 2 games but still getting paid only for one is the most relatable guy in America tonight

Same, Shohei.

Fun fact: After inning 15, there is crying in baseball.

The front cover of the first issue of the first Atar Wars comic, beginning an adaptation of the movie.

Fortunately, I was too young to be cynical about licensed properties when this came out. This was my first series I collected regularly, through the last issue of #107.

Happy National Black Cat Day to everyone except this disastrously unprofessional model at the shelter today who would not hold still. 😠