Fancy Drew, Girl Detective

Not to brag or anything, but Slacey and I have been reciprocal Secret Santa homies and done pub trivia together. He's kiiiiiiinda the best 🥰

I hate that I knew the image was going to be something Dave Matthews + sewage related before even looking at the screenshot.

I've got the weirdest tan line situation happening right now.

A quid pro crow, if you will.

I'm on maternity leave for another 12wks, suckaaaaaa. I got all day 😘

The friendly din of a familiar, warmly lit pub; laughter, banter, a crinkling of crisp packets, the jangling of the counting of change from the decades-old till.

Well, shit.

*proceeds to text gif to Slace literally every time he posts, because he deserves it*

As a Jane, I felt this.

Don't make me pull out the gif, Sir.

Serious question: do Sesame Street residents count in the "favorite Muppet" context? Because, GROVER 4 LYFE. But if not, I kinda really love Bean Bunny.

Have we drafted Muppets? We *have* to have done that, right?

I've only been registered here for a few hours and already an account called SnakesInHats has followed me. It is exactly what you'd hope, just pictures of snakes wearing tiny, perfect little hats. This is going very well so far.

Sir, it's too late for all that. However, you did give me my invite code, so I'll just play along as a courtesy 💖