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Gavin Syme

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Retired most IT related job titles you can stick manager at the end of. Possibly because when my manager was told that IT should have someone in a particular role because the Scottish Government said so, I was it. Can provide loans of #proofofcat

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Latest posts by gavinsyme.bsky.social on Bluesky

Aww, they're gorgeous. 11/10 would be attacked by them.

20.01.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tail acting as a fig leaf.

07.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We did get you Christmas presents, they were under the tree and everything. I bet it was the Deep State that nicked them.

06.12.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gave Brian Aldiss a light for his cigarette at a book signing. To be sociable I had a cigarette as well so we both smoked and chatted by the "No Smoking" sign outside the signing tent. Wouldn't do that today as he died in 2017 and I (coincidentaly) quit a week after that.

18.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had one without sedation. Looked like a scene from Aliens.

02.05.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was in a pub that had weird metallic pictures on the door, picked the right one (it had urinals) then worked it it was nuts and bolts on the doors. That's confusing, I said to the woman who walked in while I was just, um, there.

28.04.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A mistake I will never make again.

28.04.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One hell of a mitten.

08.03.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Setup to have Zelensky crawl before Trump in front of the US press/country, Vance primed beforehand to be "bad cop".

01.03.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's going to turn up with dozens of trucks and later announce there's no gold. All future SpaceX launches will be recovered in an extinct "volcano".

23.02.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

End up with very short documentation - "The program reads the monthly payroll file and allocates the correct amounts to the correct cost centers (yes, I know, but I spent several years working with American software) taking into account moves between centers, season ticket advances and much more.

21.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My front jeans pockets can hold an iPhone Pro Max, Airpods, keys and a wallet. Same pockets on my wife's jeans could hold a Nokia 8210 and a couple of banknotes, just.

21.02.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, replicating the Taxpayers Alliance? There's a saving to be had right there.

13.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that's a surprise...

07.02.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Assembly of bag 1 of 27 from a Lego set.

Assembly of bag 1 of 27 from a Lego set.

Bag 1 of 27 - passing the time while the washing machine does its thing.

03.02.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed that our neighbour hadn't taken in her milk for 2/3 days. Curtains open, no answer at door. So, called 101. Police arrived, and got Fire/Rescue to "gain entry". Once in they found info that she was on holiday in the Shetlands and forgotten to cancel the milk.

Probably won't forget again.

30.01.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, it doesn't really fit. Soto became Empress in c. 2155 through assassination and a 23rd Century Starship, c. 2260 we see the violent world of Mirror, Mirror. Why'd the Empire suddenly go "democratic" for 50 or so years?

28.01.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of liked it, though there was a Mission: Impossible feel to it. I was confused why the Empire just picks some human kids to fight it out to be the Emperor. Wouldn't the person picking the kids just drop them all in a well and say "Oh well, it's me then? All hail me."

28.01.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And very good it is.

28.01.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks very proud of his tail, as he should.

22.12.2024 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved it.

Thanks to everybody for 5 seasons and hopefully some more in the future.

As Spock said, "There are always possibilities."

19.12.2024 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have to wait until tomorrow morning (UK) to watch it. It's been a fantastic show, I'll miss it.

18.12.2024 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Annoyed looking fluffy white and orangey grey cat.

Annoyed looking fluffy white and orangey grey cat.

Getting a Hard Stare from this cat, because I scared the birds it was stalking as I walked past.

#catsofbluesky

17.12.2024 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange ear plugs from one of the data centres I used to visit.

Orange ear plugs from one of the data centres I used to visit.

Memories of a past life

14.12.2024 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from FS2024, showing the railway that IRL leads to the Tay Rail Bridge descending into the Tay.

Screenshot from FS2024, showing the railway that IRL leads to the Tay Rail Bridge descending into the Tay.

#fs2024 Tay Rail Bridge is now a tunnel.

23.11.2024 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My grandmother lived in Tayport and we used to get the train from Alloa there. Before Beeching, of course.

All houses there now.

22.11.2024 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear - hope it's not to bad in the morning.

21.11.2024 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've finally got to fly! Admittedly, I had to VPN to New York.

That's the ritual of "What do the Edinburgh Bridges look like in this version?" completed and, unlike 2020 on release, they're all there and, even better, not partially submerged.

20.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I may still have that cassette. Somewhere.

20.11.2024 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat in the process of running somewhere.

Cat in the process of running somewhere.

Someone close has opened a tin.

20.11.2024 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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