"oh cool a fun fact video about a circle I wonder what number I'll se- FUCK IT'S PI AGAIN"

Oh no, been drinking and is now dealing with the dread of my own past decisions

If karl marx was in a high fantasy setting, do you think he'd be a dwarf?

Oh to be a cat chilling in the warm sun

a meme of Rick Sanchez peeling the wallpaper back to read "just because someone is openly sexual doesn't mean they want to be sexual with you"

I would like to tattoo this on many people's foreheads

Currently eating spicy food to clear up sinuses

Yo I ate an apple and took a vitamin D today, why do I not feel better yet

Me to myself:
"Euh hmm there's helium that makes your voice high pitched but what's the name of that gas?
I guess it has to be heavier than oxygen... Isn't chlorine heavier?- wait NOPE not chlorine"

Yo bluesky is so much better than twitter

This is fact, I am one of your homies and I hate sharepoint as well

Petition for more fried potato products inside sandwiches and wraps

I support the bullying as a viewer, not a receiver

Hello Mr. bluesky