Basil Harris

You had me at al pastor tacos 🌮 ❤️😋

OK GenX hear me out:
We all join 🧊 and proceed actively suck at the job. Like full-on Clerks/Office Space shit. Pull that fat paycheck and slack the shit out of it. It’s a gov’t COP job. You know how hard it is to get fired as a COP??! No I haven’t thought this through why do

Teenchild’s roasting of Cybetruck design continues to not miss:

‘Hey Elon, bet you can’t draw a car from memory on the first try’

‘Can so! I know car! Lookit!’

Sounds like a blast at parties

YouTube video by Creative Boom Samuel L. Jackson Wants You to Eat Seaweed (and Back Wind Farms)

Motherfcking wind farms. God bless Samuel L. Jackson and Swedish public energy (h/t @jefftiedrich.bsky.social)

A tree-lined street on a sunny day taken from the driver‘s perspective

I stuck my hand out the window and took this shot the other day, messed with it in @lightroom.adobe.com & now I don’t know what to do with it. So here you go.

The buyout/bleedout of Bartell Drug stores is a slow motion Seattle tragedy. It’s one thing to find a place suddenly boarded up overnight, but to watch a it slowly empty out, aisle by aisle, week after week, the drained employees… it’s cruel. Just shut them all down already. Have some mercy.

a white car with a blue window is driving down the street Alt: a white car peels out at a high speed and drives away down the street

[Me, chasing my dreams]

My dreams:

Correct

Which 90’s band would you go back in time and give this photo to for their album cover?

WTAF this was a really good show

Me to my 13yo who’s headed out to Pride:
Look out for the gays!

13yo: That’s just who I’m looking for!

So yeah. The kids are okay.

Hot dogs: now THIS is the taste of summer!

Ice cream: now THIS is the taste of summer!

Corn on the cob: now THIS is the taste of summer

Pickles: y’all don’t know shit about shit

This was the last season of Game of Thrones of military parades

Me: I think I’ll order the pasta with red sauce.

My white shirt: Same

Two things Washingtonians can do: sign up for ICE alerts by texting WAISN to 509-300-4959 and reporting ICE activity in your area to 1-844-724-3737

“You tend to get crabby when you haven’t had enough to eat” is a sentence you say to your teenage daughter after (*AFTER*) she has eaten something.
You need to trust me on this.

Who was the guy who looked at a Yeti and the first word that popped into his head was “abominable!”
That sounds fake

Happy Pride to my dear queer friends and fam. Love all you QuILTBAGs 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Taco Donny gets punched in the dick by tariff court sanctus cacas!

Tacos are delicious and bring joy wherever they go
#tacodonny #fuck474ever

I’m all for a public “sleep-in” protest. You can pry Mr. Fuzzy Bear out of my warm snuggly hands.

I’ve never claimed to enjoy Billy Joel’s music - others do, that’s their cross to bear - but they were playing Allentown today in the supermarket and I gotta say… 2-for-1 packs of string cheese through Sunday.

NORM! #rip

Through an irresponsible slip of the tongue I just invented the word “banaonnaise” and now I will never eat anything again.

If you’ve ever been 86’d from a bar, I’m pretty sure you weren’t as$as$inated
#8647

Really I don’t care who drives, I’m just mad we still have to use roads #wewerepromisedflyingcars

Only fans of the winning team get AVs. Losers walk.

What about “A-eye”?