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Screenshot of terminal text saying "Yeah, the agent hallucinated those." on top of the Tim Robinson "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme

PS: We are searching for speakers for future events, if you have an interest in web performance or speeding up UX, please fill out our speaker application form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

All levels of experience are welcome! Reach out to
@zeigenvector.bsky.social if you have questions.

glute bridges are a pain in the ass to set up

(hehe 🥁)

PS: We are searching for speakers for future events, if you have an interest in web performance or speeding up UX, please fill out our speaker application form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

All levels of experience are welcome! Reach out to @zeigenvector.bsky.social if you have questions!

NY Web Performance Speaker Application Interested in speaking at NY Web Performance? You're in the right place! We encourage everyone to apply regardless of experience level in the field or giving talks, we want to hear from you! Yes, you!...

Relatedly, if you "like" web performance and want to give a talk at @nywebperf.com, or just want to learn more, feel free to DM me. Or, just head right to bit.ly/speak-at-nyw... ⚡️

@nywebperf.com is looking for speakers for April! Have you made a website faster? Can you get yourself to NYC? Let me know!

Ad-Supported Sites Without the Slowdown and Telescope Test Agent, Thu, Feb 12, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup In February we'll have **Kathryn Lovell** talk about "**Ad-Supported Sites Without the Slowdown**" and **Mike Kozicki** from Cloudflare Observatory team will talk about the

Feb 12! Thanks!
www.meetup.com/web-performa...

Screenshot of TikTok terms of service For Legal Reasons We may share Information We Collect → to comply with the law, including to respond to subpoenas, court orders, legal process, law enforcement requests, legal claims, or government inquiries. We may also disclose Information We Collect → to enforce any terms applicable to the Services, and to protect and defend our rights, interests, safety, and security, and those of our affiliates, users, or the public. Information You Provide may include sensitive personal information, as defined under applicable state privacy laws, such as information from users under the relevant age threshold, information you disclose in survey responses or in your user content about your racial or ethnic origin, national origin, religious beliefs, mental or physical health diagnosis, sexual life or sexual orientation, status as transgender or nonbinary, citizenship or immigration status, or financial information. For example, we may process your

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

Gödel, Escher, Bachelorette

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

ICE detains family seeking emergency care for child at Portland hospital The Venezuelan parents and their 7-year-old daughter entered the U.S. legally.

they went to an emergency room seeking help for their 7 year old child.

ICE arrested the 7 year old and her parents.

the family is here legally.

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis

Holy shit.

Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

It's not always the 3rd Thursday! Also maybe someday I'll go to your meetup!!!

If it's any consolation, we're out of tickets

NY Web Performance Speaker Application Interested in speaking at NY Web Performance? You're in the right place! We encourage everyone to apply regardless of experience level in the field or giving talks, we want to hear from you! Yes, you!...

Relatedly, if you "like" web performance and want to give a talk at @nywebperf.com, or just want to learn more, feel free to DM me. Or, just head right to bit.ly/speak-at-nyw... ⚡️

I'm excited for Rich's talk tonight! Also did I mention I now organize this meetup 😂

Man with knife shot by police inside NewYork-Presbyterian Brooklyn Methodist Hospital Police responded to a person with a knife in the NewYork-Presbyterian Brooklyn Methodist Hospital emergency room in Park Slope.

abc7ny.com/post/brookly...

oh no

Frameworks for humans in the age of machines - Rich Harris, Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup **Svelte** turns **10 this year** — an eon in web development. After so much time, and at a moment when engineers are increasingly outsourcing the work to agents, is there

Happy New Year!

Join us next Thursday, January 15, "Frameworks for humans in the age of machines" with Rich Harris - @rich-harris.dev

PLEASE update your RSVPs if you cannot attend!

RSVP: www.meetup.com/web-performa...

This is a joint event with @sveltesociety.dev NYC

#webperf #wpo #perfmatters

He's making all the Democrats look bad 😂

You probably think you know the answer, but I hit 7.19 W/kg during my sprints. I was pushing myself, hence being fatigued mid-ride. I'm achieving already 😂 🙊 😂

anti-shoutout to the older man after spin class who told me I looked like I was going to fall off my bike multiple times

actual shoutout to the woman after class who assured me I looked strong and sturdy

apparently this guy has a "reputation"

in case you thought this shit doesn't actually happen

software development in 2026 is going to require some to loosen up a little code doesn't have to be as perfectly crafted the way we did it pre-ai call it slop if you want, but if you're still demanding perfection on every pr while your competitors are shipping "slop" that works.. you're fighting from a disadvantaged position shipping velocity matters more than perfection

Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.

Screen grab from the Making Fiends web comic of a small blue girl using a giant purple brush to brush a very large red cat

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC Happy Hanukkah

It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.

youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng

Photo of the exterior of the Postmark Cafe in Brooklyn, with a community fridge standing outside the door, covered in flyers.

Brooklynites: with SNAP benefits expiring as of today, here are two ways you can help feed neighbors: donate to CHiPS, the food pantry/ women's shelter in Park Slope: www.chipsonline.org. Or leave food in the community fridge on 6th Street between 4th and 5th avenues, next to the Postmark Cafe.

This is the person.

And yet all some of my colleagues’ energy these days goes into fighting a Brown Muslim who hangs out with Jews and wants to increase the NYC hate crime budget by 800%.

📣 WHITE SUPREMACY IS THE REAL ENEMY

📣 SOLIDARITY IS THE ONLY WAY HOME

💥COLLECTIVE LIBERATION OR BUST 💥

Screenshot of Claude saying “it’s just a dumb robot making bad guesses”

Pot, kettle

“A lot of people are talking about how Jews in New York feel about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social...

Well, I’m a Jew in New York!

And I’m out here canvassing with my community for Zohran!”

Watch Madeline’s story about why she’s a New York Jew for Zohran:

@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics.

GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp

YouTube video by OpenJS Foundation Several Components Are Rendering: Client Performance at Scale - Jenna Zeigen, Notion

⚡️🔥 My talk from @jsconf.bsky.social last week is up! Watch me explain how we made Slack and are making @notion.com fast! 🔥⚡️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-O...