Dave Hoffer

I don’t post here often. Perhaps I should?

Norm!

Throwing my hat in the ring for execushit orders.

In order to have a Fyre Festival 2, there would have had to have been a Fyre Festival 1. That “2” is postponed is hilarious. Someone should make a comedy series out of this.

So let me get this straight. After 55 years of Passover, hearing about how every generation faces an evil that rises up against us, it turns out this is fucking true?

a banana is being blended in a blender on a counter top ALT: a banana is being blended in a blender on a counter top

I think it was Checkov who said, “If a blender is introduced in the the first act…”

Yea. Wierd to think that evil has a start (restart) and evidently no end.

Arbeit Macht Frei

Hear me out. What if Musk is actually just the world’s worst prop comic?

Happy 91st birthday Jane Goodall!

Crustacean Fascination is the first single from my new band, Horseshoe Crab and the Nudibranchs.

Is this why we’re all so demoralized?

Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle Tim Walz fixed your bicycle? What a nice fella!

You tell them Governor! And by the way, I don’t know if you saw this but some friends of mine and are fans and made this site to support you and Kamala for the election: timwalzfixedyourbicycle.com

Knew someone who, when asked what kind of music they liked, said: “all of it”

Luckily they also have that kind of crunchy texture. And the stick to your teeth quality. But bummer about the taste.

This is such a huge problem for my wife and many she knows. These fucking Doge assholes.

Current mood.

Thanks! Ill forward to my wife and maybe I can get her to be my valentine.

Covid didn’t help our baking skills.

Poem. Author unknown

I love the illustration on this book cover.

Nitrogen ice cream. As if ice cream were not delicious enough.

Ronald Phillip Weiss - View Obituary & Service Information Share Memories and Support the Family.

My wife wrote a beautiful obituary for her dad. www.ascherzimmerman.com/m/obituaries... he was a good guy.

Stocks crash? Plane crashes? He’s doing a bang up job so far.

The Adam’s case is dropped and no pardons coming for Menendez. Justice has had its blindfold removed.

My dog is VERY excited. Or about to attack.

Dog in repose

A veritable who’s who of awesome. Love you folks, keep up the good work.

My dog is not impressed.

Wow that was quick. And what a weird return message. He’s not even the fucking President yet.