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Alyson Decker

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Litigator | Fractional General Counsel | Space Attorney πŸš€ | Mediator | Employment Law Guru | Board Member | Luminary

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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

13.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3276    πŸ” 655    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 241

One time after a summer Olympics I tried Handball.πŸ€ΎπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ I learned I desperately needed glasses.

12.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That time I tried curling many many years ago…

12.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Made my Moroccan carrot salad for the first time in years and shredded my own carrots for the first time ever. Forgot how much I love this salad!

12.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everytime I think I get the rules something happens and I’m like how is that a thing.

07.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I was just in the writing groove. I was planning to just start a meditation brief and ended up completing it. πŸ˜‚

06.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been a very long month for a Wednesday. The audacity of a hump day.

05.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Made a random faux Greek shakshuka tonight and am very content.

05.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pilates kicked my ass this morning.

04.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been a very long week for a Tuesday.

04.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

World Wars

03.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This Monday is really trying to live up to its name.

02.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Sunday!

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01.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a desk with her hand on her face ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her hand on her face

Tired… always tired. But excited for a bunch of fun activities planned this month.

01.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me trying to explain Wuthering Heights: It’s like Jane Austen on meth.

01.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the only negative review I ever want to receive at work.

31.01.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Annihilation / Authority / Acceptance / Absolution

Thank you Illumicrate, Yas, and Jeff Vandermeer for having me on this project <3

29.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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This past Saturday we had an another amazing dinner at Poppy & Seed!

29.01.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tarawinequeenwrites on Instagram: "It is a truth universally acknowledged that when it is the anniversary of Pride and Prejudice’s publication, I’m going to be a bit …" It is a truth universally acknowledged that when it is the anniversary of Pride and Prejudice’s publication, I’m going to be a bit insufferable about it. This…colorful defense of Darcy’s first proposal cracked me up this morning and WHEW, did I need that laugh. Hope it does the same for you πŸ’“

Darcy’s story has never been so well pled:

www.instagram.com/p/DUEVHImkkQ...

29.01.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found one from California. Couldn’t find the name of the creator. It’s the California Quail. Also our state colors are blue and gold.

26.01.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

It is the first time I have ever seen one before- so I had to try it.

26.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so pale in color it looks like water or vodka.

26.01.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying a white Malbec tonight and it is very fruity. Not sure if I like it or not- but an interesting novelty wine for sure.

26.01.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I have officially given up on trying to sell most of my old β€œnice” clothes. But I did donate them to a good cause (after making a whole $6.60 off of the only item a commission store would take). Also ordered two new suits!

25.01.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you like it you gotta put a ring on it- and our solar system gave almost all the rings to Saturn so it’s got to be good.

23.01.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me Coming Back from a Networking Event and Opening CNN: Let’s check and see if we invaded Greenland yet.

22.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh- we might be able to come to Midwinters West. Where in LA is it?

21.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did we invade Greenland?

21.01.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally tried the Michelin Guide recommended noodle place near us. So yummy!

21.01.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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