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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ⚧️ Writer, artist, musician, immigration stuff NB & ND (putting the aww into AuDHD) any pronouns tbh vampire alien cat robot Not male, not female, but a secret, third thing Sourdough fundamentalist Views my own only

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Heteroflexible people would rather live and die in Los Angeles than go to therapy

15.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh gosh silly me of course

15.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I confirm I am dead and will still be dead tomorrow

15.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw I love you all space people

Space is my valentine

15.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gosh I forgot about space proteins (I am a lay silly person so I may be SO WRONG)

15.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am here for this drama

Also that was incredibly bad judgment by Yeastie Boys (who apparently don’t sling good bagels)

15.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: I don’t think it’s the water in NY

London has two awesome bagel places and the water I assume is v different

15.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg omg omg

Do you have a link to the article you published?

15.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am tempted to open a competing business just out of bitterness

But now looked up other bagel places here

There’s a fun sourdough no hole bagel place!

15.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*or are just

15.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s basically conservatives pointing loaded guns at their balls w their finger on the trigger

15.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is true! Thank you all for the thoughtful answers!

15.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What an impressive way to kill their brand

I assume they’re conservatives

15.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so interesting

Oh btw are space amino acids considered to point to life elsewhere but just convenient weird stuff?

15.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean that’s more of a failure of our imagination and it’s fixable

15.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Will u kill Nazis w GI robot printed on a heart

Will u kill Nazis w GI robot printed on a heart

15.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a specific type of tactical bob that can be used for winter transport

15.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True! But the size of the universe and number of star systems in each galaxy would weigh on the side of there being life *somewhere*

15.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As opposed to polybob

15.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the heck is β€œWestern civilization” anyway?

Because the loudest self-proclaimed advocates disdain most Western philosophy, art, culture, institutions, and people. The only parts of Western civilization they seem to actually like are gothic architecture, ancient statues, and Camp of the Saints.

15.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

Huh what do the 5% who think there’s no other life out there think to be so sure of that conclusion?

15.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Michi Michi

15.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GI Robot loves killing Nazis

15.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Frida Kahlo loved a leftist fuckboy!

15.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I hear the British humor/dry humor excuse, it’s for some unfunny rude or bigoted shit

15.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not to say the reporting isn’t importantβ€”it is. And it’s obviously not to defend the administration. This is, however, the way they have been doing this. The main news here is (1) they still are doing this, and (2) they’ve reached some sort of sketchy deal with Cameroon to send people there.

15.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

SCOTUS effectively OK’ed third-country removals as the Trump admin is using them on the shadow docket, staying lower court orders reining them in. Further, the specific questions raised here β€” about refoulement β€” have come up before, like in this case: www.lawdork.com/p/ghana-refo...

15.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

It’s so funny how conservatives piss on science and research and then are like

Where is the tech

15.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Universal antivirus vaccine

Lmao

15.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gasped

Like

How could someone think that

15.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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