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@noah-nelson.bsky.social

Tie my right hand to the ride

11 Followers  |  15 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 01.02.2025  |  1.6916

Latest posts by noah-nelson.bsky.social on Bluesky

not the instagram algorithm showing me increasingly deranged memes

04.11.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my craziest train ride was in LA: a racist shouting match on one side of the car, a homeless person taking off all their clothes on the other side, a kid hotboxing me in the middle

01.11.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the train ride from the university to my neighborhood (has a lot of nightlife i don’t see) on halloween at midnight, this is some crazy stuff

01.11.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hayduke Lives! Navajo Bridge

29.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Matt Shumer on X: "AI games are going to be amazing (sound on) https://t.co/66aOdWJr4Y" / X AI games are going to be amazing (sound on) https://t.co/66aOdWJr4Y

this is so fucking funny

x.com/mattshumer_/...

24.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait the skyler white haters are right actually. obviously walter is a horrible monster from the very first minute. but how can she react this way.

21.10.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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every playlist needs songs about avoidant attachment and songs about anxious attachment

18.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

blocked

09.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not really. maybe i’m doing it wrong. had a few laughs

09.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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every day i get a little bit closer to i don’t even know what

06.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jungian

04.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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max mccool sent me this

04.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m losing my mind

04.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think i have to replace the entire groupset on my craigslist bike woooo

15.09.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf. i’m in such a good mood today. how did that happen, how can i get it to keep happening, etc

11.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

27.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing that’s kind of annoying about hanging out with a european is their easy resistance to all of the classic american vices: processed sugar, junk tv and movies, shame and guilt

21.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you take an online quiz (am I ____), there’s β€œyes” and β€œno” but there’s actually a secret third answer which is much more damning than β€œyes” and it’s β€œdoesn’t everyone?”

20.08.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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portland

17.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The very opposite of Punk.

06.08.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

sitting here having one of those β€œi was not supposed to identify with the guy from taxi driver” white guy coming-of-age moments but with the movie β€œher”

02.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

corporally punishing a tech bro while he writes over and over on a chalkboard β€œi will not make people wait for a network round trip to open a door”

31.07.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

31.07.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12234    πŸ” 2740    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 60

my freshman gym class had two teachers, one was flavor flav’s half brother and the other started a 71000 acre wildfire

18.07.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is ten things I hate about you the straight version of bottoms?

11.07.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tbt to lockdown when I was so unhappy and I ate cabbage rice and tofu five times a week and lost 15 pounds and paid off all my student debt

11.07.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ty

06.07.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you start episode 901 of stop podcasting yourself at 4:11:26 in the afternoon, you’ll hear dave say β€œit’s 4:20” right at 4:20

03.07.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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