(feat. Jools Evelyn)

Cat at the window with mouth open mid-meow.

This simply might be the best photo I’ve ever taken.

I heard that he actually killed himself

They’re simply incapable of not bringing it home.

#Lionesses

As Cervical Cancer Deaths Plummet, Experts Credit HPV Vaccine HPV can cause a variety of cancers, including cervical. New mortality data for women under 25 point to the success of the HPV vaccine.

A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

Happy Severance Day to those who celebrate.

Venus and the Moon, flirting outrageously.

Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.

what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier

these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds

There’s a lot of talk about the weird bit between Christmas and New Year’s but we need to acknowledge the few days before Christmas where you just sort of have pickled onion Monster Munch for dinner.

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

A cheeseboard with Jacob’s crackers and a glass of red is my holy trinity.

I’m sorry but ho ho ho is a weird way to laugh.

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After it finished I struggled immensely to decipher who the target audience was.

SIMPLY HAVING A

A good thing to do with an advent calendar is forget about it for 10 days. Then, one evening, you can eat 10 chocs in one go, safe in the knowledge that you’re just doing admin. I now HAVE to eat multiple chocs because I’m behind. If I don’t, I will fail the calendar.

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at ‘28 Years Later.’

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

For some reason all I can think about today is how Rihanna should name her next album Reanimate and now I can’t concentrate on anything else. It’s a serious concern. I don’t think I’m able to drive home.

The trick is to buy 24 advent calendars.

Love that all rich people are now basically like “I’m gonna buy the moon and write Fuck You Sharon on it because to help humanity.”

It has 0% Batman and tells a really compelling story, so I’d say watch the first episode and see how you feel.

I sense a collab.

This is true.

I bought 16 books this year.
I’ve read 7 books this year.
Every book I’ve read this year was one I bought last year.
I think I might have a problem.