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He better be much better this year. New O line, new weapons. He will have no excuses in year 2. Add to that Jaden Daniel's incredible year and Caleb needs to hit the ground running.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Perhaps the greatest Onion headline ever.

Try harder John. Your context free comments about 2nd rate games are not interesting or informative.

Serpentine Shel. Serpentine.

Is that news?

New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line

New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line
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Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom

Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom
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I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out

I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out
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Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments

Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments
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Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise

Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise
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Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson: ‘We All Have Crazy Ideas About Slavery When We’re Horny’

Is it sinking in?

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters -The Onion

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
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YouTube video by The Onion Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super Rich

Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super Rich

Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship -The Onion

Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4 -The Onion

Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4
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I understand how you might favor LBJ over MJ, bit not by 100 magical GOAT points. If this is the longevity GOAT competition, sure. But Prime GOAT no way. MJ and Wilt easily. Who dominated more than the Dipper? No one.