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@patchimus.bsky.social

TheWizardPatchimus on Twitch and Instagram. I like building and painting stuff.

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Front cover of British Folk-Tales and Legends by Katherine Briggs. Originally published in the 1970s I think...

Front cover of British Folk-Tales and Legends by Katherine Briggs. Originally published in the 1970s I think...

@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social you were asking for British folklore stories ahead of your live shows - probably a bit late now, but I highly recommend this book British Folk-Tales and Legends by Katherine Briggs. She spent her entire career traveling the country collecting folk stories.

31.05.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Atomfall more like AtomCRAWL

03.04.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My heartfelt congratulations to you and yours

16.03.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Mission Complete! Screen showing 100% completion.

A Mission Complete! Screen showing 100% completion.

I did it guys, I'm a pirate now

13.03.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quest details on the pause screen of Assassin's Creed Black Flag. The optional objectives are to "Shoot an iguana" and "air assassinate an ocelot"

Quest details on the pause screen of Assassin's Creed Black Flag. The optional objectives are to "Shoot an iguana" and "air assassinate an ocelot"

Replaying Assassin's Creed Black Flag and these optional objectives sound like the evil version of a @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social outro

#assassinscreed #pirates #sidequest #blindboypodcast

13.03.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are bad times indeed

12.03.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would guess that this isn't an official Dungeons and Dragons ad, and that whoever put this together used the term D&D because it's a well known term in ttrpg circles

12.03.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Advertising on YouTube seems to be getting worse on purpose as well. I've heard stories of unskippable 1 hour ads. The same repetitive shit pops up every five minutes for products you already have or services you already use, it's fucking stupid. #YouTube #InternetHellscape #DeadInternet

12.03.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An AI generated image of a tiny dog is being used to sell robot dogs, claiming a flash 40% off sale. This is clearly a scam. Report if you see it

An AI generated image of a tiny dog is being used to sell robot dogs, claiming a flash 40% off sale. This is clearly a scam. Report if you see it

Anyone else seeing this goddamn ad on YouTube all the time? Obviously AI generated. The video version of the ad is just stolen TikTok footage of real puppies, claiming to be a state of the art robot. I keep reporting and it keeps cropping up. #AIslop #AIscams #YouTube #Welcometothefuture

12.03.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would pick the harpoon hand so long as it doesn't dislocate my arm whenever I try to use it as a grappling hook

11.03.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good

11.03.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My advice to fellow #foreverDMs when you finally get the chance to sit down at a table as a player? Go barbarian. Every time. We spend so much time creating puzzles and histories that it's really refreshing just to shut the brain off and just chop mu'fukas in half for a night

#TTRPG #DnD #RPG

06.03.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s right. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

04.03.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92500    ๐Ÿ” 17095    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 326    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1113

Reform can fuck right off

03.03.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! โ™ฅ๏ธ

21.02.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've named an area in my ocean setting "The Swallows" which I think is a suitably foreboding name for an area that sailors would avoid, and sounds cool as fuck.

However I realise it also sounds like an establishment that said sailors would frequent during shore leave.

#ForeverDM #Homebrew #DnD

21.02.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I forget to use Alt Text in images, but this is essentially the same pic from a few days ago just made to look as if it's been lost at sea for decades. Tea bags, hair dryers, fists and stamping.

Sounds like quite the date night.

21.02.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah but can you really call it a pirate map if you haven't absolutely battered it and soaked it in tea overnight?

I mean talk about a "Home Brew" am I right everybody?? ๐Ÿคก

#DnD5e #DnD2024 #TTRPG #FantasyMapmaking #Pirates #TreasureMap #Homebrew #GhostsofSaltmarsh

21.02.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well done!

20.02.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had no idea that's what they're called - Every day's a school day! ๐Ÿ˜

19.02.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!! โ˜บ๏ธ

19.02.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lovely compass design from the Saltmarsh Region map as drawn by Dyson Logos

Lovely compass design from the Saltmarsh Region map as drawn by Dyson Logos

My version of the same. I couldn't get out my head that the tiny little spikes looked like feet, and that the circle was a shell.

My version of the same. I couldn't get out my head that the tiny little spikes looked like feet, and that the circle was a shell.

A first pass at a Sea Turtle themed compass, to be displayed on fictional maps of islands and oceans

A first pass at a Sea Turtle themed compass, to be displayed on fictional maps of islands and oceans

The final design I settled on. Made simpler, and including little points on the shell for east and west. I like the idea that the flippers represent NE, SE, NW and SW

The final design I settled on. Made simpler, and including little points on the shell for east and west. I like the idea that the flippers represent NE, SE, NW and SW

As my upcoming DnD campaign is nautical themed with fancy maps and everything I wanted a fancy compass. Originally I just intended to "borrow" @dysonlogos.bsky.social compass design from Ghosts of Saltmarsh, but when I drew it it looked like a Sea Turtle so I kinda went with it

#DnD5e #DnD2024

19.02.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A crude map of a fictional group of islands called the Midas Archipelago. Based loosely on the Carribbean during the Golden Age of Piracy. Drawn in ink on A4 printer paper, I plan to do the classic staining with teabags trick later on ๐Ÿฆœโš“โ˜ ๏ธ

A crude map of a fictional group of islands called the Midas Archipelago. Based loosely on the Carribbean during the Golden Age of Piracy. Drawn in ink on A4 printer paper, I plan to do the classic staining with teabags trick later on ๐Ÿฆœโš“โ˜ ๏ธ

I also made a map for the new campaign. Planning to run a hybrid of homebrew, Ghosts of Saltmarsh and Tales From the Yawning Portal. Set in a Carribbean type archipelago with pirates and sea monsters.

Should be fun!!

#ForeverDM #Mapmaking #DnD5e #DnD2024 #HomebrewDnD #Pirates #PirateMaps

17.02.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign this week!

I find nothing reinvigorates your creativity as a forever-DM like a new group of players.

Using this as an excuse to peruse the new rules. And by peruse, I mean go all in because fuck it.

#Dungeonsanddragons #DnD5e #ForeverDM #DnD2024

17.02.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

17.02.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll need to look it up. Slowly building up my collection of physical media again

15.02.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says that he is not that old Alt: Pim from Smiling Friends says he is not that old

That horrifying moment when you realise videogames from the 2010s are now considered "Retro"

15.02.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last Star Wars show I watched was Boba Fett and that really was the final nail in the coffin for me.

Now I'm reopening that coffin out of curiosity, I guess.

15.02.2025 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally decided to watch Andor, having put it off for years. I've heard it's one of the best #StarWars projects from pretty much everybody who's seen it.

#Andor #DisneyPlus

15.02.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my absolute favourites. Had it on DVD long ago, and now can't seem to find it on streaming anywhere

15.02.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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