Brady McIntosh

Nobody wins a fight.

I’m just gonna stick with looksminning until that comes back around.

So sorry, Chris.

Replace “blanket” with “blankie,” and what was already obvious comes into even sharper perspective.

Don’t you dare, Fievel was a hero.

“The people don’t like to be conquered, sir, and so they will not be. Free men cannot start a war, but once it is started, they can fight on in defeat. Herd men, followers of a leader cannot do that.”
-John Steinbeck, The Moon is Down

You write an amendment that changes the national anthem to Juvenile’s “Ha,” and I’ll sign on to that ticket.

His only condition is to change the signature drink to a whisky press old fashioned with pickled mushrooms, and he gets one with breakfast on days they film.

Didn’t realize how deep the masochism goes. They’ll lose in such spectacular ways.

Never been so confident in a Packers win. These teams hate having the lead.

Midwestern masochism. The team with the lead wants so badly to lose.

No one is winning this game. The team with more points is doing everything in their power to lose.

There isn’t a player on this team that seems the least bit nervous about playing this game.

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Each team should have one, “yeah, we know it wasn’t in bounds, but that catch was sick” per game. This is a Malachi Toney post.

The only competition in modern rock for a better album 1/side 1/track 1 is “Red Morning Light,” and I won’t choose between my grown adult sons.

It’s so funny that the dumbass critique of this movie is, “there’s no plot.” There are seven plots! At least!

Learning that Stephen Miller is aware of the words “discretion” and “kind” is the most shocking thing about this imo.

Kicking things off with “Like Eating Glass,” incredible choice.

Hell yes. Gigantic balls.

I love “Copperhead Road.” It’s great. Every time it’s mentioned, there are 10 seconds in my head when I confuse it with “Holiday Road” from Christmas Vacation, and it’s somehow better?

Yes sir, and thank you. ✌️

🙄For the last time: we meet with the vicious, power-mad, baby-eating wolves every blood harvest, and they always ask for the same thing - to eat all our babies. We NEGOTIATE, and usually talk them down to 4 or 5. They steal a few more in the night of course, but they’re wolves, what do you expect?

Keep walking the line Dave, and thank you for what you do.

Can’t believe Alice isn’t involved in more intro music. “Them Bones” would have the opposition confused and terrified.

Did anyone ever stop to ask Michael Myers, “Hey man, what’s the problem?”

They should play to the 70th inning, declare it a draw, and we should just stop playing baseball. A righteous end to a truly silly game.

Well, they did also have Mike Trout at the time. No, wait.

Eh, he’d just break that one too.

I really respect your insight and think you’re one of the better ball-knowers out there, but I follow this account for the DeVonta Smith fits, where are we on that?