🪲Grub (Kayleigh)🪱

why’s vrbo targeting me with ads for sex dungeons like this

not now kitten daddy’s pissing blood

daily affirmations: my corn casserole fucks and old people find me charming and likable because of it

if you’re going to be a shitty bf you are allowed to be ugly and nice or hot and mean but you can’t be both mean and ugly Jason

having violent thoughts towards my upstairs neighbors useless boyfriend that i can hear her fighting with through the walls every god damn night

old mans looking rather crinkled on this eve

whitening strips on, no bra at the aldi buying beans on this fall morning

not to be a hater but elephants, dogs and monkeys are my top 3 least favorite animals and i am scared of them

did a Halloween program at a nursing home today and there was a loose child running up and down the halls in a grim reaper costume

they love it when you’re cold and damp to the touch

they think it’s so sexy come get in my sleeping bag queen

(cowboy camping 2nite and it is raining)

my new job is i get paid and receive heath insurance to info dump on people about animals while holding/showing said animals

like all day

5 year old me would be over the moon just like 27 year old me is

if I twitch stream the one (1) video game I play (Planet Zoo) and use it as a platform to info dump about the animals and how zoos work and how to build realistic exhibits in game to an audience of probably 3 people weekly would you guys like that

we did it kids we start at the zoo in 2 weeks 🥲

sweater

:,)

Can the gun guys go live in the little houses

don’t you wish your girlfriend was dirty and offputting like me

eating muffins on the floor at 1am listening to Lana del Rey when I have to get up at 5

✨✨✨ Clogged ✨✨✨

Blowing up the men’s room in my all-female office for feminism

obsessed with the Cursed Free Mason Couch Shaped Glittery Kleenex Box Cover I found at the thrift

GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW ITS WORKING FOLKS PLZ KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING THIS WOULD BE MY DREAM COME TRUE 🥲

OH you are coming home with me, decorative branded Lexapro jar

ur in her dms im in the woods double fisting turts and eating persimmons off the ground

Dress code for the rapture tomorrow is your cuntiest outfit

We need to be slaying and serving when the freaks get sucked up into the sky and we inherit the earth

✨Affirmations✨

I will succeed bc I am insane 🫶

My energy is off-putting, and that is not my business 💖

I am funnier than any man I have ever met 🎉

My womb is barren and dusty 👏

The soul within me is not a city on a hill, it is a spirit halloween 😍

hey babes if they know every MTG card and player on their favorite football team but can’t remember your birthday or how to do dishes it’s not adhd, they just don’t care 🫶

hope this helps!

Damn they really know how to get me

why are you so eyes