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Missus Bone

@mbonewizard.bsky.social

former gifted kid, current messy adult, and @bonewizard’s excuse to not go to parties. she/her

334 Followers  |  84 Following  |  77 Posts  |  Joined: 05.07.2023  |  1.9058

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Same!😂 and he called my husband a pedo!!!

27.11.2024 16:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really carried this kid for 9 months just for her to say “dada” first, huh?

27.11.2024 16:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m SO good. Life is good, despite it all😂

27.11.2024 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait huh💀

27.11.2024 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi Karen! I missed your loveliness!!

27.11.2024 04:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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27.11.2024 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@bonewizard.bsky.social hey, love of my life, quick question. why are you a loser and don’t follow this gem?

27.11.2024 03:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

S C I S S O R S!!!

27.11.2024 03:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

HI FRIEND!

27.11.2024 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come home so I can beat you in Madden

27.11.2024 03:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yall get ready for me to start telling on Bone again

27.11.2024 03:31 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0

✨ no ✨

27.11.2024 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fight me

27.11.2024 03:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone loves me more

27.11.2024 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m making it my goal to pass your follower count just to spite you. Like any good wife would

27.11.2024 03:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

26.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 31088    🔁 3753    💬 796    📌 321

Hey sorry I was so annoying today it's just that I'm ignoring my responsibilities it will happen again

27.11.2024 02:50 — 👍 148    🔁 13    💬 9    📌 0

This is my nightmare

27.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“kid’s sketchy”

27.11.2024 03:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fear that I’m in the same boat

27.11.2024 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very!!!

27.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will never not laugh at the “Department of Government Efficiency” having two directors

27.11.2024 02:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I forgot about this app

27.11.2024 02:52 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Currently at the “omg I can use my belly to balance things on” stage of pregnancy and I love it

05.11.2023 01:27 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Hey babe😉😏

22.09.2023 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU ARE FORGIVEN

20.09.2023 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg thank god that’s not the case for me

20.09.2023 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

20.09.2023 16:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank youuuu to both🥰 that’s basically what I ended up doing😅

20.09.2023 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg thats crazyyyyy

20.09.2023 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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