Jeff Polman

Punxsutawney Phil came out, heard the asshole was still alive, and moved to Europe.

Trump has no sense or understanding of good. He is pure self. A smorgasbord of impulses and cravings - for wealth, power, adoration, grandiosity, vengeance. He's a giant id. Not even a fully formed person. He's a parasite. An infection. A contagion. He's a pathological abomination.

After watching The American Revolution, there’s no doubt in my mind that Ken Burns should run the restored Dept. of Education.

Trump pardoning Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Charles Manson would have been something else.

Now you know why I’ve hated the Yankees since 1963.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades

Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

My fifth eccentric indie baseball novel is now available from your favorite online bookseller! Where else can you find Mays, Mantle, Snider, DiMaggio, Monroe, and Grace Kelly in the same story?

#booksky

If you look up “Mind Fuck” in Webster’s, you’ll find this video.

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings

Funny, but I feel like he’s trying to break US so Russia can own us.

Because, to paraphrase Evelyn Mulwray before she’s killed at the end of Chinatown, “He OWNS the press!”

The Republican Senate is to blame for this. Donald Trump wanted only yes men. It was their job to confirm and consent. They knew Hegseth wasn’t up to the job, but put him in charge anyway. They risked our country’s security to please the mad king and should be punished for it at the ballot box.

This tweet — sent several weeks ago — by acting US Attorney for DC Ed Martin is being spotlighted by Senate Democrats who are trying to stop his confirmation.

“Trump’s lawyers”.. not “Americans’ lawyers”

His other shirt, which says: “Deport the Venezuelans or I’ll suck your balls,” is at the dry cleaners.

No, but the President is a six-year-old, so…

He is now committing an impeachable offense ever day.

Due to their disgraceful White House visit, the Dodgers should not be allowed to wear Jackie Robinson jerseys today.

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

An underreported and really nasty fact: DOJ Friday was full of political allies from around the country. Career staff –the life blood of the place –were forbidden from attending, unless expressly invited by the regime. It was a meeting of the Vichy govt in Paris with all Nazis and a few quislings.

My message to Chuck Schumer:

Devour feculence.

The title turns many people off. It’s actually one of the best film depictions of a nightmare ever.

The Great American Movie—Now More Than Ever Late last night I read a devastating post on Threads by a 22-year veteran of NASA, a woman with seven straight “perfect performance” reviews who just lost her job along with countless other civil s…

I wrote about "Apollo 13" this morning because I had to...

Some are saying Democrats shouldn't attend Donald Trump's State of the Union.

I disagree.

They should attend. And the minute he starts speaking, start getting up, one-by-one, and solemnly leave the chamber.

It will be all anyone talks about the next day. And will drive Donald crazy.

Once you realize he and Musk are actively trying to kill us, it all makes sense.

“Where are your sweatshirts and jeans, people?”

Really enjoyed the tribute to artistic genius David Lynch at last night’s Oscars.

Wait…WHAT??