Hydrocarbon Death Cult

🗣️📣LISTEN UP TANKIES, would YOU🫵 be upset if entire neighborhoods filled with children got burned to the ground?? 😱🔥👶🔥

ok now change 'neighborhoods' to 'data centers' & 'children' to 'GPUs' 💡😎

🚨do YOU🫵 still care or r u anti-ai antifa bigot?? 🤔that's what i thot 🙄so much 4 teh tolerant woke left 🎯🤖

United States Declares War on Bartender Who Cut Pete Hegseth Off

I think it's cut from one side of a quarter so it's an eagle grasping 13 arrows.

Been listening to season two of Blowback and it's putting some stuff in perspective.

A year or so after they fired me they hired a plucky, 24 year old go getter to be their new editor to promote their deeply held ideals for the furtherment of progressive change in America's youth.

His name was Jesse Singal.

I'm going to stop talking about the Center for American Progress now

As someone who worked there, the reason CAP isn't trying is because they're not a liberal Heritage Foundation devoted to generational furtherment of liberal ideals. They were a 501c3 dedicated to making Hillary Clinton and possibly her daughter president and they catastrophically failed at it

Hi Howard

Oh yeah? What if we were talking about something else entirely? Bet you'd feel bad then huh?

Dutchman poster. A gray field with a bright red apple in the bottom left corner. The apple is superimposed with a skull in its center.

The year is 1964. In an empty New York City subway car, a sexually audacious white woman named Lula taunts Clay, a mild-mannered Black man, with mocking flirtations and increasingly offensive race-baiting. When Lula pushes him to his breaking point, Clay’s furious response appears to provide cathartic liberation—unless it portends a far more tragic fate. [From the Criterion Collection] Tickets for Dutchman are available now. Scan the QR code or visit my LinkTree in bio. #atltheatre #livetheatre #dutchman #atlactor #atlanta #supportlivetheatre

Hey gang, I'm in this incredible play premiering Oct 18th at the Drama and Arts Academy in Fayetteville. It's a double bill with A Soldier's Play AND ticket price includes free drinks & refreshments. Tix are available in my bio!

Does the carpet match the firmament

A comet viewed through a desert sandstone arch with the Milky Way in the background.

About a year ago, I planned one of the best non-storm photos I have ever taken. Now, we have another potentially visible comet! Making plans for another southwest trip in the next week or two, and hopefully, another comet shot!

By that name, sure, but everything is protein protein protein these days

elder millennial news director ending his big speech with "now lets go do the heckin newserino"

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

found a really old can of evaporated pussy cleaning out my great-uncle's basement. there's no date on it but we're guessing it's at least from the 1950s

I doodled it

Luxco Records is proud to present Queer Country Gold vol 2, with all your heartbreaking queer country favorites. Including:

Sissy Bill Strothers - Meth on the Dresser
Dan D. Gentry - Powder Blue Handkerchief
The Carolina Hi-Lites - Backwoods Bathhouse
LaJeannie King - Saddle Sisters

Citrus juice when it finds out I’m on medication

newly released body cam footage seems to contradict initial reports that federal agents opened fire only after a woman, who had "hulked out" and "become huge," began using "hulk strength" to smash them. gotta admit, this one did feel a little fishy when i was reporting it as fact yesterday

I TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANNA GO
UNLESS THERE'S SMALL AMOUNTS OF SNOW
I CRASH YOU OUT, I BURN YOU UP
*WOOooOOoooo*
MISTER TESLA TRUCK

mmhm. mmhm. yeah. oh yeah, they've gotten way in on CBT. yeah. yeah. cognitive ball torture.

mmm?

no, i know what i said.

A big fucking orb weaver with a web spun across the upper left quadrant of a front door entryway. A sign on the door says, "no soliciting."

Hired some local muscle to enforce the "no soliciting" rule.

Prove that you're human song

There's so much cum And it's all coming out of your penis Boy I can't believe it TAYLOR SWIFT "WOOD"

Bought a nice new stapler. Cool.

Forgot to buy staples to go with it. Not cool.