Jade

Kiiiiiissssss hiiiiiimm

Those chops, the wikkies, he needs smooshing and a lot of treats.

If anyone would like me to admire their cat, I mean I’m totally up for that.

A cozy corner of a living room featuring a small white two-seater sofa with two dark blue patterned cushions and a folded blue throw draped over the armrest. Above the sofa hangs a framed picture of a fluffy white cloud against a dark background. To the right, there’s a tall industrial-style floor lamp with a tripod base and a spotlight-style light. To the left of the sofa is a low white TV stand with a large flat-screen TV playing a nature video, a yellow candle, and a small vase of pink flowers. The floor is carpeted in grey with a natural woven rug partially visible.

Bought a sofa, it didn’t work where I thought it would but it’s doing a strong job here. Well done bargain sofa.

Important

A four-panel comic titled “Awooo” by Buttpoems. Panel 1: A simple figure with two cartoon wolves inside their chest. Text reads: “Inside every person there are two wolves.” Panel 2: The person hugs one wolf, who says: “One wolf desires greatness.” The wolf is shouting “rise and grind! Awooo!” Panel 3: The person hugs the other wolf, who says: “The other wants an easy life.” The wolf says, “nah man, just play video games Awooo!” Panel 4: The person holds up both wolves, who are now barking at a squirrel. Text reads: “Both are stupid.” The wolves go “bark bark bark” at the squirrel. The comic humorously critiques the overused “two wolves” metaphor by suggesting both extremes are silly.

Thank you Buttpoems

36 0°C today where I live.

20 minutes from the hottest place in the UK.

I thought I’d escaped to mists and rain thrown off hill tops when I moved here.

I’d like that plz

YouTube video by BBCRadio1VEVO YUNGBLUD - Zombie in the Radio 1 Live Lounge @yungblud

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And yes, I am now that woman.

A bright, bold bouquet of pink, magenta, and purple sweet peas bursts from a tall, white ceramic vase adorned with delicate flower-like details. A smaller matching vase sits in front, echoing the same sculptural motif. Behind them, a tall honeycomb beeswax candle in a brass holder adds a soft golden touch. The scene is warm, textured, and quietly elegant — a perfect balance of colour and calm.

There’s are perks to living near the wilds and old odd places, where all is not so immediately accessible or available.

£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.

Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.

Solid annual support and my day made.

When your usual dog-sitter’s unavailable, so you book a new one — and accidentally send your dog on a spa retreat. Log cabin, sheep fleece bed, garden, armchair, and five lady dogs to play with. Foals in the paddocks, birdsong in the air. I drop him off and I’m the one with FOMO.

A scruffy orange kitten fiercely biting into a massive block of cheese that’s sitting in a blue bowl on a kitchen counter. The kitten looks determined and unbothered by the cheese-to-mouth size mismatch. In the background, there’s a white ceramic bunny and a black ice maker. Hard relate — sometimes you just need to attack the cheese.

Hard relate

The return? Be still my beating heart!

Important water sausage info:

BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!

A person holds a bright blue cornflower between their fingers. The background is slightly blurred, showing a mix of dark red and green foliage and a pavement edge. The flower is in focus, standing out against the softer, sunlit surroundings.

I managed to grow my favourite flower by scattering out of date seed 🌱 on the loose soil by my beech hedge.

Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.

An incredible wildflower I will always love.

YouTube video by Northumberland Zoo Canadian Lynx and a Cardboard Box Northumberland Zoo

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an orange and white cat is surrounded by cat toys he doesn't want right now

whenever your cat is just laying around not doing anything, it is very important that you surround them with their toys for no reason. like a bizarre cat coronation ceremony that has been lost to time

A printed sign with Chinese characters and an awkward English translation that reads: “Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.” The humorous mistranslation unintentionally implies that failure is inevitable and must be patiently endured, making it a darkly comic metaphor for bureaucracy, modern life or the fact I’ve had no sleep at all last night and have a long shift today

No sleep at all last night and a 12 1/2 hour shift today with me being the only person doing my role. A role I’m new to.

So…….

Here is are some otters to help calm your nerves.

I’ll be making the next two.

The new James Bond!

Why does being an adult involve so much mowing? Every set of rest days I have to mow!

SO. MUCH. MOWING

Wow! I’ll have to wait patiently for mine.

Gosh! None of mine are ready yet. Are these in a garden house?

Such a pretty plate of fruit jewels

a cute gray rodent with white spots on butt

I did not know the pacarana was a creature that existed until today... I am delighted to say the least...

‘Dragon prince’ dinosaur discovery 'rewrites' T.rex family tree The dinosaur skeletons, found hidden in a museum collection in Mongolia, is an ancestor of the mighty tyrannosaurs.

New species of dinosaur discovered that 'rewrites' T.rex family tree www.bbc.com/news/article...

Night night sweet dreamies

Don’t give up—every effort gets you closer. Sometimes it’s the last key that unlocks everything.

I neeeed November like the hungry Buckaroo I am!

My favourite flower