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@patchworklass.bsky.social

Serf to a big lovely lump of a wolfdog. Feral style, zero grace. She/her

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The cats are charging around jumping from level to level, landing loudly and heavily on the floor.

Parkour cats.

They sound like thunder to us poor beings who are trying to live beneath them at this present moment.

They…are….

MY THUNDERCATS!

09.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œA vintage-style photograph of a woman standing outdoors among dense palm fronds. She wears a long, light-coloured dress with ruffled hem, a wide-brimmed hat decorated with natural foliage, and a draped covering of moss or plant material. She holds a long rifle diagonally across her body. At her side stands a short-haired hunting dog with white fur and brown patches, looking toward the camera.”

β€œA vintage-style photograph of a woman standing outdoors among dense palm fronds. She wears a long, light-coloured dress with ruffled hem, a wide-brimmed hat decorated with natural foliage, and a draped covering of moss or plant material. She holds a long rifle diagonally across her body. At her side stands a short-haired hunting dog with white fur and brown patches, looking toward the camera.”

Damn!

Credit to Tracy Towle. Of whom this is her many times Great Grandmother.

06.12.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done! How does that feel? I hope it feels good x

16.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone’s dog, mine. Pestered me from 0130 onwards ensuring I’ve been up since way before dawn.

Nothing out of his ordinary is wrong with him, I don’t know why I deserved this treatment.

I ended up getting and making soup for lunches.

Would have rather slept.

Now he sleeps. I have feelings.

08.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dimly lit street at night with glowing shop signs. A gaffer sits on the pavement near a small ground light while others stand in the shadows further back.

A dimly lit street at night with glowing shop signs. A gaffer sits on the pavement near a small ground light while others stand in the shadows further back.

Fav pic I took whilst filming Boudica. Just play The Midnight or Bladerunner soundtrack over it to find yourself in a neon lit future-verse where good girls fight & only the most scheming night foxes win preferably with silver tongues, sharp blades & the city’s intel network under their fingernails

23.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww she’s sleeping in her bed πŸ₯°

21.09.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smol steps for the small cat. She’s a little goth chick cat with extreme anxiety. I’ve got her, she’ll be ok. She’s secretly rather brave, it’s all just new.

21.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put a soft bed in the new cat’s hidyhole.

Got β€œ I will not sleep here you absolute witch, how dare you give me comfort. All that remains is utter focus on giving you dagger eyes from my position WHICH IS NOT THE HIDYHOLE.”.

I dared, may need a shield.

Psst, she did eat with me there today.

21.09.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet about a woman who opened a bar called β€œThe Sports Bra” that only plays women’s sports and made nearly $1 million in 8 months, with a photo of her celebrating outside the bar.

Tweet about a woman who opened a bar called β€œThe Sports Bra” that only plays women’s sports and made nearly $1 million in 8 months, with a photo of her celebrating outside the bar.

19.09.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two images show an antique Victorian perfume bottle shaped like a sword, with a silver hilt, ornate detailing, and a glass body tapering to a point. A small chain connects the cap to the bottle. Below, a social media post reads: β€œantique victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword” and a user comment says: β€œi’m not saying i need it. but i need it.”

Two images show an antique Victorian perfume bottle shaped like a sword, with a silver hilt, ornate detailing, and a glass body tapering to a point. A small chain connects the cap to the bottle. Below, a social media post reads: β€œantique victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword” and a user comment says: β€œi’m not saying i need it. but i need it.”

NEED!

16.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ History & Exhibition of the House of WORTH, Creator of HAUTE COUTURE
YouTube video by Paris InstantanΓ©e πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ History & Exhibition of the House of WORTH, Creator of HAUTE COUTURE

Get thee to Paris

youtu.be/rNshqGy1t20?...

09.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you do this Julia? It’s exceptionally good!

08.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kiiiiiissssss hiiiiiimm

22.07.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those chops, the wikkies, he needs smooshing and a lot of treats.

22.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone would like me to admire their cat, I mean I’m totally up for that.

22.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cozy corner of a living room featuring a small white two-seater sofa with two dark blue patterned cushions and a folded blue throw draped over the armrest. Above the sofa hangs a framed picture of a fluffy white cloud against a dark background. To the right, there’s a tall industrial-style floor lamp with a tripod base and a spotlight-style light. To the left of the sofa is a low white TV stand with a large flat-screen TV playing a nature video, a yellow candle, and a small vase of pink flowers. The floor is carpeted in grey with a natural woven rug partially visible.

A cozy corner of a living room featuring a small white two-seater sofa with two dark blue patterned cushions and a folded blue throw draped over the armrest. Above the sofa hangs a framed picture of a fluffy white cloud against a dark background. To the right, there’s a tall industrial-style floor lamp with a tripod base and a spotlight-style light. To the left of the sofa is a low white TV stand with a large flat-screen TV playing a nature video, a yellow candle, and a small vase of pink flowers. The floor is carpeted in grey with a natural woven rug partially visible.

Bought a sofa, it didn’t work where I thought it would but it’s doing a strong job here. Well done bargain sofa.

19.07.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Important

18.07.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A four-panel comic titled β€œAwooo” by Buttpoems.

Panel 1: A simple figure with two cartoon wolves inside their chest. Text reads: β€œInside every person there are two wolves.”

Panel 2: The person hugs one wolf, who says: β€œOne wolf desires greatness.” The wolf is shouting β€œrise and grind! Awooo!”

Panel 3: The person hugs the other wolf, who says: β€œThe other wants an easy life.” The wolf says, β€œnah man, just play video games Awooo!”

Panel 4: The person holds up both wolves, who are now barking at a squirrel. Text reads: β€œBoth are stupid.” The wolves go β€œbark bark bark” at the squirrel.

The comic humorously critiques the overused β€œtwo wolves” metaphor by suggesting both extremes are silly.

A four-panel comic titled β€œAwooo” by Buttpoems. Panel 1: A simple figure with two cartoon wolves inside their chest. Text reads: β€œInside every person there are two wolves.” Panel 2: The person hugs one wolf, who says: β€œOne wolf desires greatness.” The wolf is shouting β€œrise and grind! Awooo!” Panel 3: The person hugs the other wolf, who says: β€œThe other wants an easy life.” The wolf says, β€œnah man, just play video games Awooo!” Panel 4: The person holds up both wolves, who are now barking at a squirrel. Text reads: β€œBoth are stupid.” The wolves go β€œbark bark bark” at the squirrel. The comic humorously critiques the overused β€œtwo wolves” metaphor by suggesting both extremes are silly.

Thank you Buttpoems

16.07.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

36 0Β°C today where I live.

20 minutes from the hottest place in the UK.

I thought I’d escaped to mists and rain thrown off hill tops when I moved here.

I’d like that plz

11.07.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
YUNGBLUD - Zombie in the Radio 1 Live Lounge @yungblud
YouTube video by BBCRadio1VEVO YUNGBLUD - Zombie in the Radio 1 Live Lounge @yungblud

youtu.be/K8e67_BpoXI?...

09.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And yes, I am now that woman.

09.07.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bright, bold bouquet of pink, magenta, and purple sweet peas bursts from a tall, white ceramic vase adorned with delicate flower-like details. A smaller matching vase sits in front, echoing the same sculptural motif. Behind them, a tall honeycomb beeswax candle in a brass holder adds a soft golden touch. The scene is warm, textured, and quietly elegant β€” a perfect balance of colour and calm.

A bright, bold bouquet of pink, magenta, and purple sweet peas bursts from a tall, white ceramic vase adorned with delicate flower-like details. A smaller matching vase sits in front, echoing the same sculptural motif. Behind them, a tall honeycomb beeswax candle in a brass holder adds a soft golden touch. The scene is warm, textured, and quietly elegant β€” a perfect balance of colour and calm.

There’s are perks to living near the wilds and old odd places, where all is not so immediately accessible or available.

Β£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.

Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.

Solid annual support and my day made.

09.07.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When your usual dog-sitter’s unavailable, so you book a new one β€” and accidentally send your dog on a spa retreat. Log cabin, sheep fleece bed, garden, armchair, and five lady dogs to play with. Foals in the paddocks, birdsong in the air. I drop him off and I’m the one with FOMO.

07.07.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A scruffy orange kitten fiercely biting into a massive block of cheese that’s sitting in a blue bowl on a kitchen counter. The kitten looks determined and unbothered by the cheese-to-mouth size mismatch. In the background, there’s a white ceramic bunny and a black ice maker. Hard relate β€” sometimes you just need to attack the cheese.

A scruffy orange kitten fiercely biting into a massive block of cheese that’s sitting in a blue bowl on a kitchen counter. The kitten looks determined and unbothered by the cheese-to-mouth size mismatch. In the background, there’s a white ceramic bunny and a black ice maker. Hard relate β€” sometimes you just need to attack the cheese.

Hard relate

05.07.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The return? Be still my beating heart!

02.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Important water sausage info:

12.06.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1672    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7
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BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!

27.06.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2339    πŸ” 446    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 54
A person holds a bright blue cornflower between their fingers. The background is slightly blurred, showing a mix of dark red and green foliage and a pavement edge. The flower is in focus, standing out against the softer, sunlit surroundings.

A person holds a bright blue cornflower between their fingers. The background is slightly blurred, showing a mix of dark red and green foliage and a pavement edge. The flower is in focus, standing out against the softer, sunlit surroundings.

I managed to grow my favourite flower by scattering out of date seed 🌱 on the loose soil by my beech hedge.

Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.

An incredible wildflower I will always love.

24.06.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Canadian Lynx and a Cardboard Box Northumberland Zoo
YouTube video by Northumberland Zoo Canadian Lynx and a Cardboard Box Northumberland Zoo

youtu.be/fZyE9wk_ROY?...

22.06.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an orange and white cat is surrounded by cat toys he doesn't want right now

an orange and white cat is surrounded by cat toys he doesn't want right now

whenever your cat is just laying around not doing anything, it is very important that you surround them with their toys for no reason. like a bizarre cat coronation ceremony that has been lost to time

21.06.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1023    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

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