The rush of a colleague telling you you look skinny is better than (what I imagine cocaine feels like).
29.05.2025 08:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@smithben.bsky.social
Tired lawyer in London. Books, baking, burgeoning existential dread. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
The rush of a colleague telling you you look skinny is better than (what I imagine cocaine feels like).
29.05.2025 08:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Scum
22.04.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not one of these girls knew who Truman Capote was, donโt lie to me. #dragrace
15.03.2025 10:02 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I even quite like Faile, when her character in the books is Robert Jordan at his most โwow bitches be crazyโ
14.03.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Canโt believe Shohreh is going to make me care about Elaida
14.03.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every woman in this show is just serving cunt at levels hitherto unknown to television.
14.03.2025 21:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Is the wheel of time actually genuinely good this season?
14.03.2025 21:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Not me crying at the great pottery pot off finale
09.03.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like a silly little gay plant, Iโm easily fixed.
09.03.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The sun is shining and thereโs a new gaga album full of bops and Iโm instantly 50% less depressed.
09.03.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every week Severance just reveals the biggest freak youโve ever seen on screen.
07.03.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Zelensky should be allowed to hunt JD Vance like a wild animal.
28.02.2025 22:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now straight men are bonding across the aisle about protein powder. Please god let us derail.
28.02.2025 19:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As metaphors for Britain in 2025, itโs not subtle.
28.02.2025 19:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Love 2 spend 70 quid on a ticket for a sub- 2 hour journey on a train that smells like piss.
28.02.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Also I keep crying at the fucking pottery throw down
24.02.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You really can gauge how depressed and overwhelmed I am by how many books Iโm buying at any given moment
24.02.2025 12:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ok it was a weird setlist right? I mean I lived and she can do whatever the fuck she wants, but still.
16.02.2025 23:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs such a bizarre turn from them
16.02.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh god that annoying onlyfans farmer couple have gone mask off โLGB without the Tโ Tory.
16.02.2025 22:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Enjoying all your ugly boyfriend reveals today xx
14.02.2025 11:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In hindsight it really was insane that drag race did a wizard of oz challenge featuring the cast of Little Women LA
13.02.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump proposes insane trade war, Mexico/Canada say theyโll do basic stuff they were probably doing anyway, Trump can spin that as a win - heโs the hard man bully who stood up to Canada/Mexico, all the while
Musk is siphoning off money from the US state.
So Trump tariffs bullshit is just cover for Musk and co destroying the American administrative state, right?
03.02.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Photo of the girl who is going to be ok meme
Gay St Vincent!
03.02.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If the โโDeep Stateโโ as the far right conspiracists think of it actually existed, Elon Musk would have fallen out of a window by now.
03.02.2025 12:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Someone slap me, Iโm considering downloading Hinge/Timder/whatever weโre using these days
02.02.2025 12:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Think I have some sort of delusional body dysmorphia going on where I think I look quite good with a buzzcut.
01.02.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Suzie is going the be 5th place fan favourite
01.02.2025 12:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0