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Tired lawyer in London. Books, baking, burgeoning existential dread. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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The rush of a colleague telling you you look skinny is better than (what I imagine cocaine feels like).

29.05.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scum

22.04.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not one of these girls knew who Truman Capote was, donโ€™t lie to me. #dragrace

15.03.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I even quite like Faile, when her character in the books is Robert Jordan at his most โ€˜wow bitches be crazyโ€™

14.03.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canโ€™t believe Shohreh is going to make me care about Elaida

14.03.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every woman in this show is just serving cunt at levels hitherto unknown to television.

14.03.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the wheel of time actually genuinely good this season?

14.03.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me crying at the great pottery pot off finale

09.03.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a silly little gay plant, Iโ€™m easily fixed.

09.03.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sun is shining and thereโ€™s a new gaga album full of bops and Iโ€™m instantly 50% less depressed.

09.03.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every week Severance just reveals the biggest freak youโ€™ve ever seen on screen.

07.03.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zelensky should be allowed to hunt JD Vance like a wild animal.

28.02.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now straight men are bonding across the aisle about protein powder. Please god let us derail.

28.02.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As metaphors for Britain in 2025, itโ€™s not subtle.

28.02.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love 2 spend 70 quid on a ticket for a sub- 2 hour journey on a train that smells like piss.

28.02.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I keep crying at the fucking pottery throw down

24.02.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You really can gauge how depressed and overwhelmed I am by how many books Iโ€™m buying at any given moment

24.02.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok it was a weird setlist right? I mean I lived and she can do whatever the fuck she wants, but still.

16.02.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s such a bizarre turn from them

16.02.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god that annoying onlyfans farmer couple have gone mask off โ€˜LGB without the Tโ€™ Tory.

16.02.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoying all your ugly boyfriend reveals today xx

14.02.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In hindsight it really was insane that drag race did a wizard of oz challenge featuring the cast of Little Women LA

13.02.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump proposes insane trade war, Mexico/Canada say theyโ€™ll do basic stuff they were probably doing anyway, Trump can spin that as a win - heโ€™s the hard man bully who stood up to Canada/Mexico, all the while
Musk is siphoning off money from the US state.

03.02.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Trump tariffs bullshit is just cover for Musk and co destroying the American administrative state, right?

03.02.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gay St Vincent!

03.02.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the โ€œโ€Deep Stateโ€โ€ as the far right conspiracists think of it actually existed, Elon Musk would have fallen out of a window by now.

03.02.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone slap me, Iโ€™m considering downloading Hinge/Timder/whatever weโ€™re using these days

02.02.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Think I have some sort of delusional body dysmorphia going on where I think I look quite good with a buzzcut.

01.02.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suzie is going the be 5th place fan favourite

01.02.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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