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The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us

Jimmy Fallon Six Tantalizing Months From Disappearing Forever

theonion.com/jimmy-fallon... - The Onion promised us this decades ago

My first thought on seeing the changes was "Andrew's gonna be disappointed"...

@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social ...how the hell do we rouge to win the game now? Is it still the CFL when the field's only 100 yards?

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Twitter is owned by a neo-Nazi, the LA Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal are owned by pro-Trump billionaires, and CBS News will soon be run by a far-right Likud extremist. American media still has a liberal bias problem.

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?

(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

The Taylor Travis Engagement photo with Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Merriam-Webster's Sports Dictionary

Your English teacher's favorite book and your gym teacher's favorite book are getting married 🧨

Reminded me I still had this kicking around! (Patch also works for followers of @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social.)

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

*fate, rather

In fairness, one of the old texts did state "there is no date but what we make for ourselves", which seems to have been superseded by another old text - "all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again"

Makes me think Trump will posthumously pardon Dwyer next. He was an honest man (or so the title of his documentary claimed).

Fair enough! One day.

...how did you walk halfway across England?

Good Lord, I thought this was an AI creation

Took me about 10 minutes in Perth. Turnout was good, but I was concerned that this geriatric millenial was the youngest one there by a good 15 years (notwithstanding a lone teen voting for the first time).

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for the DOJ at SACKERFICE

I hope they bring Amicus with them!

Could be worse - could be Ipswich

Walter white and Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad. Walt is leaning threateningly close to Saul and saying “we’re done when I say we’re done.” The characters are labeled “history” and “Francis Fukuyama,” respectively

Saw this somewhere months ago but feel that it is apt now

Oh my! Presuming this gets prominent mention in the next Cup of Coffee, eh @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social?

It's time to dispense with the notion that Marco Rubio knows what he's doing...

Trump is chaotic evil, whereas Addison is lawful evil, so this tracks...

Never forget that in 1672, the Dutch lynched and ate their Prime Minister! Don't think uprisings can get more metal than that...